Is the UPS driver going to be mad...

smackababy

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Only mad that he doesn't get to see your face when you learn he rubbed his nuts all over those packages.


Of course he won't be mad. Why would he? His job is to deliver packages. He would be mad if he didn't delivery packages to your house, and everyone else's house, as he would likely be out of a job.
 

Maximus96

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slightly OT but amazon delivered something thru USPS on a sunday...that was a first for me
 

Strk

Lifer
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Nope, he does it for me all the time. I prefer him to the Fedex or USPS guys though. The other two just leave stuff at the top of my steps (as in, clearly in site of everything), while the UPS guy actually tucks it behind the rails. He'll even put stuff behind my house if it is too big.

I think the most ridiculous one was USPS putting a box in my mailbox that didn't fit. He jammed it in there just enough to stay, but left most of it just hanging out. Seriously, get out of the fucking car.
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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I order work stuff at home sometimes, so I get packages pretty much daily. Me & my UPS guy are good buddies at this point
 

Kaido

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slightly OT but amazon delivered something thru USPS on a sunday...that was a first for me

That happened to me recently too...we were loafing around in the post-Sunday-dinner food haze when they knocked on the door. I had to check the calendar to make sure I was on the right day haha.
 

dphantom

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slightly OT but amazon delivered something thru USPS on a sunday...that was a first for me

It is called Smartpost and Amazon and many other retailers use it for low cost shipping on low weight items. FedEx, UPS both use the USPS for such.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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My old UPS driver was weird. He used to open my porch door in the back of the house and put my packages in there. Mind you that this was a walled in porch, so he's basically breaking into my house to deliver a package. Maybe he thought that I left the door unlocked for him??
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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My old UPS driver was weird. He used to open my porch door in the back of the house and put my packages in there. Mind you that this was a walled in porch, so he's basically breaking into my house to deliver a package. Maybe he thought that I left the door unlocked for him??

He was trying to be nice.

My old UPS guy would "hide" packages. Under the door mat. I order a computer case and he put it under the door mat. I almost peed myself laughing.
 

Red Squirrel

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May 24, 2003
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The nice thing about tis time of year is you can tell if he peed on your lawn. That yellow spot in the snow is not the neighbor's dog.
 

Red Squirrel

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He was trying to be nice.

My old UPS guy would "hide" packages. Under the door mat. I order a computer case and he put it under the door mat. I almost peed myself laughing.

Hahaha I've seen pictures like that. They probably have a policy "if you can do it that way, if not, do it that way" and the floor mat is probably one of the last resorts.

I sometimes get packages left right at my front door when I'm not home. while convenient since I don't have to go run after it, I'm always worried it gets stolen. Never happened yet though.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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Hahaha I've seen pictures like that. They probably have a policy "if you can do it that way, if not, do it that way" and the floor mat is probably one of the last resorts.

I sometimes get packages left right at my front door when I'm not home. while convenient since I don't have to go run after it, I'm always worried it gets stolen. Never happened yet though.

Yeah, I've been lucky. The UPS driver used to leave computer parts boxes clearly labeled with their contents at my front door, and I was living in a bad neighborhood at the time.

And, NO, this wasn't the same place where I left the back door unlocked
 

Anonemous

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May 19, 2003
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The UPS drivers here drive little bikes with a wagon full of packages behind them. First time, I've seen that.
 

DrPizza

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I appreciate when they stick the packages inside the door. But, it's always the door to the garage apartment; and I don't go in there regularly. So, I find the package when it occurs to me, "hey, I should have gotten <package> by now." I check the tracking, see that it was delivered 4 days ago, and go check the garage. The regular driver leaves the stuff on my porch; it's gotta be a substitute driver who uses the side door to the garage.
 
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