Is there a bodyspray suitable for 30-something married men?

[UNCjigga]

Sometimes when I've been out doing manly things and I'm in between showers, my speedstick isn't enough. I've been thinking about getting a body spray, but I can't stand the idea of buying Axe (I'm no sex-starved teen) and Old Spice still seems like something my dad would wear. Are there any brands targeted to 30-something married men that don't feature obnoxious scents you can smell a mile away?

Ideally, I'd just pour some 15 year old Macallan and light up a Cohiba Siglo V to subtly mask my musk, but that wouldn't be suitable before 4pm.

 

[Schmide]

febreze?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Honestly? No. But that answer isn't very fun, so let's go with Febreze Moonlit Lavender. Either that or take that Macallan and Cohiba, toss it into a spray bottle, give it a manly shake, and you'll have the only deodorizer you'll ever need.

 

[mikeymikec]

I don't know what kind of selection you have in the US but there's probably five other brands (maybe more) of antiperspirant to choose from in the UK. Pick one?

 

[mzkhadir]

Axe and now there is Degree for men body spray.

 

[Ns1]

the axe body spray is actually not too bad. i used it in a professional environment when I was cycling to work.

 

[IronWing]

Does Right Guard still have that amazing Right Guard scent?


Also, be careful.

 

[clamum]

I'm 32 and use the Axe body spray occasionally. I honestly don't see a problem with it. For some reason some people would find that weird or whatever, but I don't give a shit what some random toolface thinks. Just don't overdo it and you'd be fine IMO.

 

[IronWing]

I'm 32 and use the Axe body spray occasionally. I honestly don't see a problem with it. For some reason some people would find that weird or whatever, but I don't give a shit what some random toolface thinks. Just don't overdo it and you'd be fine IMO.

Hey, I'm not "some random toolface"; I'm your very most favorite toolface.

 

[Pocatello]

Is there an age limit to these things?

 

[smackababy]

Axe is fine, so long as you use it sparingly. Used to work with a guy that sprayed like half the can at a time. You would gag if you went into his office for like an hour after.

 

[brianmanahan]

embalming fluid in a spray bottle

 

[smackababy]

embalming fluid in a spray bottle

Now that's a primo!

 

[Bryf50]

Bath and Body Works has C O Bigelow body spray. Smells pretty decent.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I use a quick spray of some Old Spice body spray, but I try to go for ones that aren't horrible. I used to use After Hours which was just a pretty typical fragrance (got complimented by women on it a bunch, they thought it was some expensive cologne), but they stopped making it or something (haven't been able to find it any more). Need to find a new one though and don't like most of the body sprays (regardless of brand there's a ton of terrible ones).

I actually use it more as a freshening spray, like in my shoes, hats, jeans/jackets/pullovers that I wear multiple times between washing.

But yeah just don't spray it a ton and people probably won't even notice.

 

[Phoenix86]

"That smells like something with a ship on the bottle."

 

[Printer Bandit]

I used to use After Hours

this one?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00H5LFJ58/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

 

[amicold]

Is there an age limit to these things?

If I'm not mistaken Axe was originally intended for adults but teens gravitated towards it. If OP is just looking to body sprays maybe check out Bath and Body Works men's selection. They should make something suitable for day time use that isn't overpowering.

Edit: Bryf50 beat me to it

 

[Nograts]

The fact that you want to ignore what is 'in' for the teens and accentuate your 'musk' just screams to me "bang an 80 year old". I mean fuck it. Most of you virgin-fuck-tards might as well. You had one woman your whole life, so why not go out with a bang and get old Mrs. Codworth to suck your wang while you're at it. Hell you'll probably help her install shelves or organize her spindle collection afterwards.

Look men, in the truest sense of the word, don't think about this kind of shit. It doesn't exist. It isn't a thing. The fact that you devote even microseconds to the consideration of a musk being appropriate towards some type of sexual encounter just screams "noob".

When I was 22 I was a Fallujah vet. Don't let them marines fool you that they were the only ones there, they were the only ones there that required a bail-out is what happened. Ever since then I carved my own path. We all gotta die one day. I'm gonna die with your mom wrapped around me in school-girl type pleasure. Not me wishing I had done more.

Also I had 6 shots of vodka for dinner tonight and my wife bitched. But she didn't complain once I jumped her like a rapist at midnight. BOOYA.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I don't know, I've had multiple girls tell me I smell good...and all I have on is Degree deodorant. Beats me..

I say as long as you don't smell like one of those older office ladies you can smell flowers coming 5 minutes before they get to you, you are fine. Women are more concerned you don't smell like ass.

Also, Sex Panther.

 

[Mixolydian]

nothing worse than married men

 

[Jorge_Orwell]

Jean Naté
It's not just for women.

 

[waffleironhead]

Mace

 

[MtnMan]

 

[stormkroe]

I don't know, I've had multiple girls tell me I smell good...and all I have on is Degree deodorant. Beats me..

I say as long as you don't smell like one of those older office ladies you can smell flowers coming 5 minutes before they get to you, you are fine. Women are more concerned you don't smell like ass.

Also, Sex Panther.

If you use that, don't forget The Gentle Mongoose, or a Lou Dobin's Good Time Wiener Pouch.