Is there a worse movie than Battlefield Earth? Yes, there is.

[Maverick]

Zoolander

First time I ever walked out of a theater.

 

[Croton]

AVENGERS.

UGH.

 

[Stark]

I never saw Moulin Rouge in the theatre... it looked waay to strange for me. Last week after hearing all the "best of 2001" lists that praised ML and its actors, I reluctantly watched the PPV.

That was an awesome movie. It was a musical, but so far off the wall that it was almost a spoof of musicals. Ewan McGregor is the best young actor alive today. Nicole Kidman and John Leguizamo didn't bug me like they usually do.

I would seriously consider picking up the dvd if someone gave me a BB gift card (the only time I ever buy dvds).

Now for the worst movie ever, I haven't yet seen one that tops Nukie. I bought a used vhs copy off yahoo for $3.00 after reading this review:


<< Summary: Your life will be simultaneously ruined and enriched!

I rented this film because the cover looked funny. It has this picture of an alien with a huge head. That's funny. Watching the film is horrifying yet somehow beautiful. The acting is miserable, and for some reason none of the characters use contractions when they speak. Nukie is an alien who crashes his ship with his brother Meeko. They get separated, and Meeko gets taken to this place that's supposed to be NASA, which is evidently controlled by Commodore 64 computer consoles, where they inject him with unspecified fluids. Nukie ends up in Africa, and is chased by stock footage of giraffes. A lot of inexplicable things occur. You should probably view this film. Nothing this compellingly atrocious will ever be produced again. In fact, I urge you to purchase "Nukie" for your home video library, and view it daily. You won't enjoy yourself, but you won't be able to deny that your perception of life will undergo important changes.
>>


Every word is true.

 

[fatalbert]

<< You guys go in to movies expecting it to be amazing, and come out disapointed.... Star Wars Episode 1 was awesome >>



no it wasn't, I watched part of it again recently, I own the DVD btw, and realized how truly bad it is. The actor that plays Anakin can not act, he is horrible! Jar Jar was childish and annoying and they brought the movie down. I was watching some deleted scenes (basically longer versions of scenes, i.e. the Pod Race) and noticed how much George Lucas ruined the movie, he edited out things that were Star Wars (quirky and fitting with the original trilogy) and left in Jar Jar or other pointless special effects. George Lucas is not capable of making a good movie. The movie he had the least to do with in the trilogy was the best. He had the most to do with Return of the Jedi, damn Ewoks.

But back to the topic, Moulin Rouge was a good movie, the first 30 min. were rough but I agree that they had a point. I can't comment of Battlefield Earth because I have not seen it. The worst movie that I have seen was called the Peanut Butter Solution, I can't remember anything about it, I have blocked it from my memory, but it was the worst movie that I have ever seen

btw, Dogma was great

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<THE AVENGERS (1996)>>

Good call. I remember watching this movie all the way through (hell, I paid for it, may as well get my money's worth) and at the end thinking... "There went two hours of my life that I will never get back."

 

[vash]

Moulin Rouge was a 50/50 movie for me. It was heavily preditable (which I hate), but the visuals were great! The set design and costumes deserve awards and accolades, but without a good storyline, the movie kinda faulted. Sure, the music is hot, but I didn't dig all the choices of songs for the movie.

It could have been better, but it was only OK in my opinion. I am very glad I didn't waste my $8 to see it in the theaters, or $20 to buy it on DVD.

vash

 

[barbary]

Epics that suck.

The English Patient. If that guy had told his story in ten minutes it would be dull. Spread over three hours.

Nice shots of the desert though.

Same goes for thin red line. The orginal is much better as it slighty less than two hours.

 

[Kadarin]

<< Oh man, and that brings up the whole Ilse, She Wolf of the SS movies. >>



Bwahahaha! I'd forgotten about those... I saw them about 10 years ago, and they were pretty bad

How about:

Scary Movie (and the sequel)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (this one makes Battlefield Earth look pretty good..)
Class of Nuke'em High

 

[Finality]

Cecil B. Demented <<<---- Worst movie ever made. Someone bought it for me as a Birthday present. I was like wtf is this crap. I hate artsy films that try to make some vague statement.

 

[chuckieland]

<< AVENGERS.

UGH. >>

 

[kgraeme]

<< Plan 9 From Outer Space >>



Well anything by Ed Wood is automatically awful. Some are more fun than others though and Plan 9 is actually a masterpiece.

His "Orgy of the Dead" though is probably one of the truly worst movies ever made. There hasn't been anything mentioned here that is worse than that. If you haven't seen it, then you can't refute it.