You have no option for "None of the above...shes too fucking ugly"
This one better?
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All the pretty in the world can't make up for cowboy boots, and a confederate flag dress :^(
Wow, a white tux! Those are snazzy
Obviously a streetwalking racist slut whore who belongs in a strip club (per Nik and SunSamurai) giving everyone filthy STDs.
10/10
Almost as snazzy as the jeans/tie to a formal affair.
rofl
Your analogy only works if the guy in the white tux were going to a strip club or some other non-formal event. Because he's on his way to a dance, you're wrong.
Again.
Awww, is the 'super troll' butthurt? Put some cream on it and your sense of humor should return before you know it.