is your car male or female?

[toph99]

we have two:
99 Taurus - big beer-bellied man
00 Alero - eunuch

 

[RossMAN]

How does one determine the gender of their vehicle? Mind you there are teenagers who surf here, ok they're all teenagers but there's still old farts like myself (26 1/2).

 

[zimu]

back in my high school days:
'91 mitsubishi lancer = female for sure
'99 Mercedes C-180 = male i would think...

 

[gygheyzeus]

I've got a 2000 Civic Coupe. (5 speed of course).

I've never even thought about a name for her/him. Give me some ideas.

 

[tigerbait]

That depends... do pieces of sh!t have a gender?

 

[Pastore]

BWAHA!

 

[vi edit]

Well...it's called a "Jimmy", you tell me

 

[RossMAN]

That depends... do pieces of sh!t have a gender?

We'll just call those Hyundai's, how's about that?

 

[dOrKuS]

I drive a blazer...so i guess the color could make a huge difference, mines dark maroon though so I'd like to think "it" is a "he". But every winter that it spins out in the snow, despite four wheel drive, i find myself calling it derogatory female names. go figure!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

When I had my truck, it was a truck. It didn't have genitals.

 

[Mikal]

Dodge Dakota 5.7L- Sexy Mikalman
'67 Mustang Fastback - Sexy Mikalman's wife

 

[Emos]

<< When I had my truck, it was a truck. It didn't have genitals >>


Well I believe this truck is a male!

 

[BMdoobieW]

95 Red Grand Am - appearently this car is bought by more women than men, so I would consider this car female.

 

[Banana]

Black Olds Intrigue:

&quot;Black&quot;=Male
&quot;Olds&quot;=Senior Citizen
&quot;Intrigue&quot;=??

plus bigger, longer, and uncut exhaust pipe . . .

1YP (actually--I think my car is like a wallet that says badass muthaf#(%*&amp;@)

 

[Aenygma]

Mine is in therapy working that still out.

 

[jeweleeann]

I had a truck a few years ago it was a boy truck now I have a car and it is a girl car. I really miss my truck.

 

[apoppin]

Well, I looked under the tailpipe of my Saturn but couldn't tell. Perhaps it's too new.

 

[HansHurt]

Wat kinda car would a hermaphrodite be?

 

[Loggerman]

my 92 Xtendacab F150 has been sweet to me ,so she is a female.A redhead to boot.LOL

 

[Cybermastif]

Mine is a dude... I always have wanted airbrushed on the rear quarter panel a fat drawf carring an axe and beer mug on his shield... I call my car Rumble Belly!

 

[pulpp]

well i kiss my steering wheel sometimes, so it gotta be female!

 

[Jokeram]

<< Well I believe this truck is a male! >>



Atleast looks like it...