PJABBER
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Actually, I am both an American and a citizen of the world, like Obama! Though I can't claim to take as many vacations as he does, even being semi-retired!Exactly what do they have to face? Israel holds one of the most advanced and powerful militaries in the world, and they are the most powerful in the ME. More Americans have died due to Islamic extremism than Israelis. Many of those American casualties were the result of the US holding Israel's hair while it drunkenly vomits on itself. As an American, I ought to ask you where your fucking priorities are.
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This just in: Israeli shipment of Russian mail-order wives delayed due to Durka-durka rocket threat. Rocket lands in middle of desert. Shipment is to resume shortly.
Hmm, taking your perspective and only your perspective, I want to personally thank Israel for being the focus of Islamic hatred!
Every Hummus, Hiz-ball-oh, Islamic Sisterhood, Ali Baba Martyrs Brigade kook that focuses on them is one less that focuses on me eating apple pie and drinkin' fine Kentucky bourbon.
You boys go out and get you some terrorist mullah and be sure to post those kills on the Moozlum Boone and Crockett Club web site! Ya hear?
We got some good ol' boys working the hills in 'stan right now, but I expect when they are finished they might be aiming to come over your way via Eye-ran! Probably not till 2012 though, bein' that's when the next Presidential ee-lection is, so you are on your own till then. Hehehe, I know you boys can handle it.
Only thing I ax is that when you go on that cruise missile tour of Eye-ran that I keep reading about, you be sure not to drop any ordnance short or long, cause we got a lot of paratroop an' mech an' armor in the immediate vicinity.
I figure, if it come to it, we can back you up. That is, if the Mooselum in the WH is on vaca. Which is all the time, so not to worry there.
If things get a little outa hand and them librul ragheads protestors and commie press roun' the world start a movin' and a shakin and a quakin', well I want you to do what my gran' pappy tole me to do onect the gals started comin' round, if you know whut I mean. Wink, wink.
Fust, you ignore them, son. And they start feeling kinda put upon. Then you look t'other way. And they starts to wonder Whut The Hell you are doin. When they start gettin closer, like dumb squirrels out for a nut, you draw back but don't pull. When they are right up on you, dumb and gettin pissed off as can be, why you just grab a hold, lay em on your lap and spank 'em till they SQUEAL!
Anyway, that's the way we do 'em here. YMMV.
PS If that shipment of Rooshan gals that fallout man referenced is too much for you to handle, my cousin just hit that time of life when you get shit for brains and he don't talk English worth a lick neither and he might help you out. You know whut I mean? No charge. Keep your shekels for that ammo sale goin' on at Ammoman. Nuff said.
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