It’s Time to Admit That Allowing ??? Into the Workplace Was a Mistake

[Paratus]

Men.

I have to admit I found this funny. Reminds of GoogleTechBros screed.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/10/27/let_s_ban_men_from_workplaces.html

American men entered the workforce in unprecedented numbers as they returned from World War II, and employers welcomed these men as a matter of patriotic duty. Many men proved to be diligent, competent professionals over the ensuing decades. Sadly, however, many did not. The cascade of recent revelations of male workers abusing co-workers, threatening subordinates, and masturbating into potted plants leaves only one conclusion: The long experiment of having men in the workplace has failed.

Let’s start by asking an important question: Is it even natural for men to be in the workplace in the first place? It is well known, for example, that men are not good with money. Companies run by female CEOs perform better in the stock market, and women are better at both saving and investing. It feels uncomfortable to assume that male irresponsibility with money is a biological trait. But with their higher salaries and disproportionate representation in business schools and and boardrooms, men have been given every opportunity to succeed in the corporate world by now. Many industries have essentially operated as decadeslong affirmative action programs for men...

Wonder if anyone will get their panties in bunch at this satire?

 

[hal2kilo]

Men.

I have to admit I found this funny. Reminds of GoogleTechBros screed.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/10/27/let_s_ban_men_from_workplaces.html



Wonder if anyone will get their panties in bunch at this satire?

I'm sure the perpetually persecuted will complain. It's their thing.

 

[IronWing]

The plants were asking for it.

 

[FIVR]

I would be fine with sitting at home, surfing the internet, and occasionally cooking and cleaning if my wife had to work 40+ hours a week while managing all our finances and paying me a large weekly allowance. That seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.


Lets get out of the workplace fellow male citizens! We are not welcome here.


PS: I don't want to have to drive anymore, either. That's womens work

 

[Paratus]

I'm sure the perpetually persecuted will complain. It's their thing.

I think it maybe starting already.

 

[FIVR]

I think it maybe starting already.

Your article molested me

#Me Too

 

[NAC4EV]

And we should be allowed to say "not to night honey I have a headache"

 

[Paratus]

And we should be allowed to say "not to night honey I have a headache"

Pretty sure you always have had that right.

 

[shortylickens]

Fine let women actually run things. They'll see how fun it is to work themselves to death while a lazy piece of shit stays at home watching soap operas and eating bon-bons.

(Its not satire if women believe its true)

 

[Starbuck1975]

Men.

I have to admit I found this funny. Reminds of GoogleTechBros screed.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/10/27/let_s_ban_men_from_workplaces.html



Wonder if anyone will get their panties in bunch at this satire?

Why not, would mean more time for hobbies, Netflix binging, home projects and time at the gym. When do we start?

 

[Paratus]

Why not, would mean more time for hobbies, Netflix binging, home projects and time at the gym. When do we start?

Whenever you want?

 

[Sunburn74]

I think in general men overestimate their positive impact on families, companies, and government in general. If you look at a list of all the worst events in the world, or the worst people, even current nasty political and civil events, you'll find very prominent men at the very center. I mean who is the most hated woman right now in the world? I really struggle to answer that question. In general women seem to serve a a nice moderating influence for the tendencies of men; there's a reason why married men live longer, or why married men seem to have drop offs in rates of violent crime compared to unmarried men of similar age and etc.

Anyway, perhaps we'd see a little less famine, war, brutality, and general human nastiness if we chose to hand over some of the work and leadership positions in the world to ladies. Not that ladies are the be all end all but that there is a lot of damn good talent in the female sex that is essentially being grossly underutilized and that talent may moderate and counter some basic fundamental weaknesses male leadership has.

There was a study published a little while back exploring why men are over-represented in STEM fields. It looked at SAT scores and found that generally men who do really well on math and science tend to only have done really well in that area, whilst women who do really well in math and science tend to do really well across the board (ie english and verbal). So men end up choosing math and science fields overwhelmingly because that is somewhat where their natural talents lie whilst equally proficient high scoring women sometimes go into math and science but have quite a bit of options and so go into other fields.

 

[Paratus]

Fine let women actually run things. They'll see how fun it is to work themselves to death while a lazy piece of shit stays at home watching soap operas and eating bon-bons.

(Its not satire if women believe its true)

Aren’t you already living Al Bundys dream life style?

 

[shortylickens]

nope. nice house. empty. no wife. no kids. no big fluffy dog.
no gay neighbors.

 

[Paratus]

nope. nice house. empty. no wife. no kids. no big fluffy dog.
no gay neighbors.

Well I always thought Al hated his wife and neighbors.

 

[Sunburn74]

nope. nice house. empty. no wife. no kids. no big fluffy dog.
no gay neighbors.

Sounds like a pretty great life without women. Just a PC, internet connection, window blinds and a bottle of hand lotion right? What's there to complain about?

 

[NAC4EV]

nope. nice house. empty. no wife. no kids. no big fluffy dog.
.

Sounds like a pretty great life without women. Just a PC, internet connection, window blinds and a bottle of hand lotion right? .

Yep,,,, Just Rosy palm and her daughters

 

[feralkid]

Sounds like a pretty great life without women. Just a PC, internet connection, window blinds and a bottle of hand lotion right? What's there to complain about?

He said no wife, he didn't say no women.

 

[Sunburn74]

He said no wife, he didn't say no women.

Empty house seems to refer to no women being there, not even a girlfriend. If you have a girlfriend sleeping over from time to time, what guy would call his home empty?

Hey I'm not judging him for the quiet life he is making over there. To each his own.

 

[zinfamous]

They'll see how fun it is to work themselves to death while a lazy piece of shit stays at home watching soap operas and eating bon-bons.

...I thought you already took that job?

 

[OverVolt]

You guys are idiots.... lol

 

[mindless1]

I think in general men overestimate their positive impact on families, companies, and government in general. If you look at a list of all the worst events in the world, or the worst people, even current nasty political and civil events, you'll find very prominent men at the very center.

and I think this is the typical female response, trying to socially manipulate people by twisting the truth instead of doing anything of value. That works for maybe 5 minutes. Then your time is up and nothing came out of it.

There are some great female, and male minds out there, but the average woman is more likely to try to talk you to death and if the world followed that kind of leadership, we'd all still be living in grass huts, hunting and gathering. Women talk about doing. Men do.

 

[feralkid]

and I think this is the typical female response, trying to socially manipulate people by twisting the truth instead of doing anything of value. That works for maybe 5 minutes. Then your time is up and nothing came out of it.

It is a satire piece.

 

[mindless1]

^ duh? I didn't reply to the satire piece.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Sounds like a pretty great life without women. Just a PC, internet connection, window blinds and a bottle of hand lotion right? What's there to complain about?

when you run out of lotion, tissues, or weed. then theres complaining