It dawned me today...the older you are, the less the bank wants to give you. I wish i was 20 again.

[Ajay]

If you show up with a gun they tend to give you more money too!

And the 'Feds will post nice pictures of you and show their love by putting 'wanted' on those pictures

 

[Mai72]

Banks? Pfftt...

Go grab a bucket, fill it w/ warm water, add soap, grab a squeegee, hit your local corner, start washing front windows and bam. It's raining cash.

I'm sure if you washed the front window of any of these fine gents they'd give you money. Right guys.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Banks? Pfftt...

Go grab a bucket, fill it w/ warm water, add soap, grab a squeegee, hit your local corner, start washing front windows and bam. It's raining cash.

I'm sure if you washed the front window of any of these fine gents they'd give you money. Right guys.

Then you'll get shut down by the government for running an illegal business without proper documentation and insurance etc. Sadly in this day and age I could see that happen lol.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I've always had stellar credit. The only time I saw a decrease in loan scams being sent to me in the mail was 2009-2015... (right after the economy drop and me moving)

Now a ton of creditors know where I live and any that know my debt to asset ratio would like to have my business.....but alas....the reason you have good credit is because you use it sparingly or repay it.