It hurts so much! *barf*

[EliteRetard]

Got into an argument over the worst show, long story short me and a friend ended up re-watching the first episode of team knight rider...

SO BAD

I had a mental block in place to protect myself, I couldn't remember how horrific it really was. I just had a mental note that said EXTREME DANGER.

Thank God we watched it on Hulu, if it weren't for the commercial break we would have been frozen with unimaginable agonizing pain stuck to suffer the entire episode. We were saved though, and after we finished vomiting and managed to crawl out of the room it was very obvious that yes indeed this was the worst show of all time.

I got double whammied, seeing part of the show again...and the terrible memories of seeing the first episode the last time breaking through and together smashing my brain into paste. My brain hurts so much that my vision is blurry and I'm weak and shaky.

I wont challenge anyone here to try to watch an episode, this is something so bad you wouldn't even wish it on your worst enemy.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I must have missed this. Was it a reboot of the original Hoff series or something?

 

[EliteRetard]

*cough* no

It caused to much brain damage, I can't recall the details...I don't want to. There was no Hoff, my brain...

ARGHHHhhh!!!
*waivers*

My brain says I'm clearance level 5, the highest level, but I don't have access to Hoff....must have higher clearance level

GUH!
*faints*

 

[lupi]

dont recall ever seeing it.

 

[EliteRetard]

I'm not lying when I say my brain actually hurt after watching it just now...and after that last post I laid down to recuperate some. I kept getting flashes of the show, bits of memory from the last time.

Based on the amount of brain damage, I think I may have actually seen the entire first episode at one time. I can't believe there was even an argument...obviously he had never seen it, but why did I ever think I needed to prove it? Now we both regret it.

It needs to be stated as a simple fact, the worst show ever made is TKR. No ifs, ands, or buts, no questions, you don't even need to have seen it...you absolutely shouldn't see it. You should just simply know that it does exist and it is unthinkably far the worst.

The gulf between TKR and the next on the list is like being tortured to death in the most excruciating way over several days, after watching your most loved ones being violated and tortured to death first...compared to the second worst which would be like dying peacefully among loved ones with no regrets or worries and nothing to say but a smile. Better shows obviously not involving your death at all.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

This shit scored 8 more episodes than Firefly ffs!

FFS!

 

[ViRGE]

TKR wasn't that bad. The cliffhanger of a season ending was a total ripoff though.

dont recall ever seeing it.

It was syndicated. Typically UPN and WB stations picked it up

 

[styrafoam]

Never saw TKR, but i would have to say Small Wonder would probably make it look like shakespeare.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088610/

 

[Ichinisan]

Please clarify in the OP: Are we talking about the original Knight Rider? ...or the reboot?

 

[endlessmike]

Please clarify in the OP: Are we talking about the original Knight Rider? ...or the reboot?

Neither one. The show OP is talking about is some early/mid-90's syndicated crapfest. I remember seeing the promos for it on weekends back then.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Found it on the tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbR_QALoyQ

 

[dud]

Never heard of it. On a scale from 1 to 10 ... how bad was it?

 

[waggy]

Found it on the tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbR_QALoyQ

oh my god. that was terrible.

 

[EliteRetard]

I TOLD YOU!

And Small Wonder aint got shit on TKR.
Like I said, there is simply no argument that can be made.

 

[ViRGE]

Never heard of it. On a scale from 1 to 10 ... how bad was it?

On a scale of badness or a scale of goodness?

On a scale of goodness I'd put it at a 3, maybe a 4 if I'm feeling generous.

 

[Fritzo]

Michael Knight and KITT made a cameo in the final episode

 

[EliteRetard]

A 1 is the best it could ever manage if the show were taken in a vacuum...but when its compared to any other show, or to the original KR, our current level of math simply cant express its "badness".

 

[CZroe]

Watched the first few seconds and lawled as someone used hedge trimmers as a weapon by holding the sharp metallic blades and hitting someone with the rounded wooden handles.

 

[Ns1]

Never saw TKR, but i would have to say Small Wonder would probably make it look like shakespeare.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088610/

No, small wonder was awesome.

 

[QueBert]

Late every Sunday night I use to always watch this, Acapulco H.E.A.T. and a cop show with Fred Dryer. Googling it looks like it was called Lands End, doesn't ring a bell but that had to be it. TKR was cheesy but so was the original, 3 bad shows back to back to back. Perfect to sit and watch while eating a monster plate of home made nachos.

 

[zinfamous]

TKR wasn't that bad. The cliffhanger of a season ending was a total ripoff though.

It was syndicated. Typically UPN and WB stations picked it up

How in the holy fuck did you get past 1 episode?

D:

 

[SearchMaster]

Late every Sunday night I use to always watch this, Acapulco H.E.A.T. and a cop show with Fred Dryer. Googling it looks like it was called Lands End, doesn't ring a bell but that had to be it. TKR was cheesy but so was the original, 3 bad shows back to back to back. Perfect to sit and watch while eating a monster plate of home made nachos.

I don't know how old you are but the only Fred Dryer show I remember is Hunter, which was a pretty good show.

 

[ViRGE]

How in the holy fuck did you get past 1 episode?

D:

I have a high tolerance for talking cars, I guess?

 

[Ichinisan]

Watched the first few seconds and lawled as someone used hedge trimmers as a weapon by holding the sharp metallic blades and hitting someone with the rounded wooden handles.

Yeah. I skipped through and saw that. Awful!

 

[foghorn67]

I don't know how old you are but the only Fred Dryer show I remember is Hunter, which was a pretty good show.

Works for me.