It's official. We have a winner in the "I had sex with my teacher" contest

[Homerboy]

http://breaking911.com/middle-school-teacher-sent-nudes-sex-teen-boy-student-police-say/

I will force you to click the link for the pictures.
But this kid hit the teacher JACKPOT.
Game over. He wins.

 

[NetWareHead]

Doesnt count as a win to me when he told his parents and got her arrested.

The only way to win is to keep your damned mouth shut, sit back and enjoy a 20-something teacher polishing your teenaged helmet. What a way to end a good thing...

 

[Red Squirrel]

"victim"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

We might have a winner in the "most batshit insane sort of hot chick on Earth" contest.

 

[fleshconsumed]

I almost wish someone smacks the boy on the back of his head for being a dumbass.

 

[Homerboy]

I almost wish someone smacks the boy on the back of his head for being a dumbass.

Like his dad?!

 

[Zeze]

Now let's turn the table and say this happened to your 14 year old daughter.

She's hot. But her horrid eyebrows makeup tell how crazy she is.

 

[Homerboy]

Now let's turn the table and say this happened to your 14 year old daughter.

She's hot. But her horrid eyebrows makeup tell how crazy she is.

A) Eyebrows can be fixed and those are sort of "in fashion" in certain areas
B) To quote Frasier "You don't look at the mantle while you're poking the fire"

 

[nakedfrog]

Doesnt count as a win to me when he told his parents and got her arrested.

The only way to win is to keep your damned mouth shut, sit back and enjoy a 20-something teacher polishing your teenaged helmet. What a way to end a good thing...

I was thinking maybe he got busted for the weed and bad grades and said "it's not my fault, it was that evil teacher that seduced me and gave me drugs!"

 

[Zeze]

Kinda looks like demi moore

 

[sandorski]

404 error

 

[Homerboy]

404 error

You're clicking the link wrong then. Works fine for me still?

 

[sandorski]

You're clicking the link wrong then. Works fine for me still?

Only see one link....

 

[nakedfrog]

Who was that blond teacher from 10-15 years ago? IIRC she might have been better looking.

 

[Rifter]

That kid is a fucking idiot. Why the hell would you put an end to that!

 

[Homerboy]

Only see one link....

I said you're clicking "the link wrong", not "the wrong link".
Link in the OP works perfectly fine;

 

[Darwin333]

I said you're clicking "the link wrong", not "the wrong link".
Link in the OP works perfectly fine;

I get a 404 error too so whatever he is doing wrong when he clicks the link I guess I am doing as well.

 

[nakedfrog]

That's weird, it works fine for me.

 

[sandorski]

I get a 404 error too so whatever he is doing wrong when he clicks the link I guess I am doing as well.

I'm thinking it was retracted and OP is digging into his cache.

Edit: hmm, right clicking and opening in New Tab works....weird

Edit2: I suspect his parents found the pics on his phone or were pressing him about his Grades and he cracked.

 

[shortylickens]

I can fap to this.

 

[nakedfrog]

I can fap to this.

The bar is fairly low for you though, isn't it?

 

[shortylickens]

The bar is fairly low for you though, isn't it?

Not true.

Your mother didnt make the list.

 

[MrSquished]

That kid is a fucking idiot. Why the hell would you put an end to that!

Seriously! Just kick the weed habit and do your damn homework to keep the grades up but keep banging the hot authority figure as much as possible!

 

[nakedfrog]

Not true.

Your mother didnt make the list.

Oh my, shorty went and got standards when I wasn't looking!

 

[renz20003]

Not true.

Your mother didnt make the list.

Zing!