It's official. We have a winner in the "I had sex with my teacher" contest

[rh71]

Doesnt count as a win to me when he told his parents and got her arrested.

The only way to win is to keep your damned mouth shut, sit back and enjoy a 20-something teacher polishing your teenaged helmet. What a way to end a good thing...

A teenage boy keeping his mouth shut about scoring? Hah, fat chance.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

It almost makes me want to go back to middle school to hit on these teachers.

 

[PottedMeat]

He also said she bought him marijuana and bowls for smoking it, and his grades suffered after their relationship started.

made me lol

"you get an F in math but an A for fuckin'"

 

[child of wonder]

We're on page 2 and I have to post this? ATOT is SLACKING.

 

[FelixDeCat]

lol

 

[FelixDeCat]

lock 'er up!

 

[snoopy7548]

That kid is a fucking idiot. Why the hell would you put an end to that!

Maybe her elbows were too pointy and kept jabbing him in the side?

 

[Skunk-Works]

 

[sdifox]

I get a 404 error too so whatever he is doing wrong when he clicks the link I guess I am doing as well.

you got Darwined. It works even for this igloo dweller.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

"GYPSY SOUL"

Yeah no shit.

 

[manly]

Who was that blond teacher from 10-15 years ago? IIRC she might have been better looking.

My first thought is that Debra Lafave had a cuter face.

 

[Alpha One Seven]

http://breaking911.com/middle-school-teacher-sent-nudes-sex-teen-boy-student-police-say/

I will force you to click the link for the pictures.
But this kid hit the teacher JACKPOT.
Game over. He wins.

Terrific, and his prize was being molested by a perverted teacher that should get the death penalty.
How would you feel if it were your daughter being molested by a 40 year old pervert?
I'd have to get in some target practice myself.

 

[OutHouse]

She's hot. But her horrid eyebrows makeup tell how crazy she is.

nope that stupid eyebrow job makes her look stupid.

 

[13Gigatons]

Sigh...where were all these funny teachers when I was growing up?

 

[Darwin333]

Terrific, and his prize was being molested by a perverted teacher that should get the death penalty.
How would you feel if it were your daughter being molested by a 40 year old pervert?
I'd have to get in some target practice myself.

Says the guy who has yet to lose his virginity...

 

[ViRGE]

Normally this stuff is hardly worth paying attention to. But a middle schooler?! Jiminy Christmas! That's probably going a bit too far...

The OP isn't wrong that this is the catch of a lifetime though.

I was thinking maybe he got busted for the weed and bad grades and said "it's not my fault, it was that evil teacher that seduced me and gave me drugs!"

Sounds about right. Even if he could keep a secret, doing drugs and sneaking out of the house is going to catch up with you sooner or later.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Deputies say she would pick up the teen at his house late at night after her husband went to work.

Hell, he even got curb service.

 

[WelshBloke]

My son is 13 and as a dad I'd be pretty pissed off if some crazy teacher was buying him weed, sneaking him off till 2am and causing his school work to bomb.

As someone who can just about remember the 14 year old I used to be I can't help but go "Get in there son! :thumbup:"

 

[TheVrolok]

My son is 13 and as a dad I'd be pretty pissed off if some crazy teacher was buying him weed, sneaking him off till 2am and causing his school work to bomb.

As someone who can just about remember the 14 year old I used to be I can't help but go "Get in there son! "

Basically, this.

 

[Mai72]

Meh.

Pointy nose.

 

[Pick2]

I would DEMAND a parent / teacher meating with Her.

The son would have to settle for sloppy seconds

 

[soulcougher73]

Kids are stupid. Who would turn that into the authorities. "oh noes. some hot as teacher has sex with me"

 

[zinfamous]

Terrific, and his prize was being molested by a perverted teacher that should get the death penalty.
How would you feel if it were your daughter being molested by a 40 year old pervert?
I'd have to get in some target practice myself.

The death penalty?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I always feel like the kids that get in these situations can be blamed too...but also, they always report it after the fact. In other words, they put themselves in the relationship, often extended relationship....then when things end....they become victims. This is likely a case of a broken heart when she left him and went on to the next 8 year old.

 

[NetWareHead]

A teenage boy keeping his mouth shut about scoring? Hah, fat chance.

Exactly. You think a mid twenties teacher, you know someone with an education, someone with assets to lose, someone eligible for prison and someone with WAY more to lose in life would know better than to get herself into such a situation. I always thought teachers are supposed to, you know, be smart or something. <sigh> I mean, she is not bad looking at all, hot actually if you ask me. Why bother with some middle schooler when she can have almost any guy she wants 18+ ??