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lxskllr

No Lifer
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im 100% positive i didn't have a teacher under the age of 50 until i was in college. not only that but the majority of them were so fat or ugly that livestock would have passed on having sex with them. and not just teachers i had, there weren't teachers anywhere in the school that were even close to fuckable
That's what I keep thinking about. I had a phys ed teacher in highschool that was kinda hot, and an English teacher that had a certain appeal, but I wouldn't call her hot. That's it. Even in the low grades where new teachers many times go, there was nothin'.
 

snoopy7548

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im 100% positive i didn't have a teacher under the age of 50 until i was in college. not only that but the majority of them were so fat or ugly that livestock would have passed on having sex with them. and not just teachers i had, there weren't teachers anywhere in the school that were even close to fuckable

I had some hot teachers in high school. My freshman-year Spanish teacher was absolutely beyond smoking, though I think she was a lesbian with another teacher (who was cute at best, I think). I think that same year we got a new English teacher about halfway through; she was really young and would wear thongs (you could see it when she bent over).
 

Mai72

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These women are average at best.

And why not? We here at ATOT demand the best since many here date playboy and runway models!

LOL, that last girl had Pointy elbows and a Pointy nose. We only want 10s!
 

Darwin333

Lifer
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These women are average at best.

And why not? We here at ATOT demand the best since many here date playboy and runway models!

LOL, that last girl had Pointy elbows and a Pointy nose. We only want 10s!

Yeah but at that age we were settling for 7s and 8s of our own age who had no experience.
 

Alpha One Seven

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You do realize its not being a pedophile if the person has been through puberty right?

At the same time you do also realize your twenty something great great grandpas nailed your early teen great great grandmas as was customary up til about 150 years ago.
Anyone under the age of 18 is a child legally, you know that right?
 

Exterous

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im 100% positive i didn't have a teacher under the age of 50 until i was in college. not only that but the majority of them were so fat or ugly that livestock would have passed on having sex with them. and not just teachers i had, there weren't teachers anywhere in the school that were even close to fuckable

Teacher turnover is higher now so you have less teachers making it to 40 let alone 50 so there probably are a lot more fuckable teachers around then when we were in school. Still I had a middle school teacher that was pretty hot although I was too busy giggling like an idiot with my friends anytime someone said 'pencil' because it kinda looked like a dick
 

skull

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Anyone under the age of 18 is a child legally, you know that right?

Thats whats wrong with teenagers these days every one treats them like they're babies. They're definitely not, I rebelled against my parents at 15 for treating me like a child by drinking, doing hard drugs and screwing 15 year old girls. Well not all of it was rebelling but it was definitely part of it.

Age of consent in my state is 16, along with a lot of others, I believe there is atleast one state its still 14.
 

skull

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That must of changed fairly recently not that long ago a few states were at 15 and one at 14. Of course its 18 in all states for teachers and other people in a position of authority.

This thread got me thinking about what it was like being a teenager. I remembered this one time I was 15 I had a job cleaning dishes starting at 14. Most the guys at this job had 20 years on me and treated me like a peer. One guy in his thirties thought I was too big for my britches. We were arguing about something I'm sure I was being my usual cocky self and he called me a bitch. So I rushed him and started swinging, I'll never forget that look of shock and fear on his face as he fell backwards on his ass. I stood over him ready to keep pounding him, dude threw his hands up and apologized, you can't tell me teenagers are children when I beat a thirty year olds ass at 15.
 

GagHalfrunt

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That must of changed fairly recently not that long ago a few states were at 15 and one at 14. Of course its 18 in all states for teachers and other people in a position of authority.

This thread got me thinking about what it was like being a teenager. I remembered this one time I was 15 I had a job cleaning dishes starting at 14. Most the guys at this job had 20 years on me and treated me like a peer. One guy in his thirties thought I was too big for my britches. We were arguing about something I'm sure I was being my usual cocky self and he called me a bitch. So I rushed him and started swinging, I'll never forget that look of shock and fear on his face as he fell backwards on his ass. I stood over him ready to keep pounding him, dude threw his hands up and apologized, you can't tell me teenagers are children when I beat a thirty year olds ass at 15.

You beat a thirty year olds ass because the 30 year old was smart enough to realize that he couldn't give you the pasting you deserved.
 

skull

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You beat a thirty year olds ass because the 30 year old was smart enough to realize that he couldn't give you the pasting you deserved.

No he was a bitch I had 30 pounds on him, I was a big 15 year old and he was a small 30 year old. He hit back he just didn't connect.
 

GagHalfrunt

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No he was a bitch I had 30 pounds on him, I was a big 15 year old and he was a small 30 year old. He hit back he just didn't connect.

Okay, so someone that couldn't legally fight back and you were a lot bigger and think you won. Wow, aren't you ever so butch.
 

skull

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Kind of proves my point doesn't it that these arbitrary lines in the sand are a moot point. Like I said he tried defending him self just didn't know how to fight. No one would of said anything if he hit me we didn't actually follow the law at that place of employment so it wasn't like we were a bunch of narcs. I was working illegally under the table and the other guys gave me beer after closing.
 

Darwin333

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That must of changed fairly recently not that long ago a few states were at 15 and one at 14. Of course its 18 in all states for teachers and other people in a position of authority.

I could be wrong but at least as far as high school is concerned I'm pretty sure it is illegal even if the student is over 18. I seem to recall a teacher arrested for banging an 18 year old student not long ago.
 

chitwood

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No he was a bitch I had 30 pounds on him, I was a big 15 year old and he was a small 30 year old. He hit back he just didn't connect.
you mean you didn't do any hadoukens or shoryukens ?
 

Darwin333

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Kind of proves my point doesn't it that these arbitrary lines in the sand are a moot point. Like I said he tried defending him self just didn't know how to fight. No one would of said anything if he hit me we didn't actually follow the law at that place of employment so it wasn't like we were a bunch of narcs. I was working illegally under the table and the other guys gave me beer after closing.

Unless I truly believe that I am going to be very seriously injured, which from everything you said that guy didn't, there is no way in hell I'd beat up a minor. I don't give a damn about the workplace or even the kid, the parents can decide to press charges against the kids wishes and I would be boned. Hell look at what is happening these days, that shit could come back to haunt you a decade later and the situation would be largely irrelevant. "30 year old man beats 15 year old child" would be all anyone heard.
 
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