- Jun 26, 2006
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In the near future 'Murika will require all of Canada's resources to continue to be the best country in the world. However we shouldn't have to pay for them. So we will invade Canada.
I say we start by nuking every city on the map, besides the ones that are close to the 'Murikan border. This leaves Victoria, Vancouver, Thunder Bay, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, and Quebec as possible enemy strongholds.
Victoria, Vancouver, Thunder Bay, and Toronto are all situated on the water, so an amphibious invasion by the Marines will be sufficient to capture these cities, after we carpet bomb them. In the case of cities like Ottawa and Montreal that aren't close to a large body of water, we should drop airborne troops behind them, while simultaneously pushing a few armored divisions north from the border. Once the city is surrounded they should surrender, and if they don't we can starve them out.
Once the main cities are held by 'Murikan forces (should take less than 72 hours) we can concentrate on securing the natural resources and quelling the resistance.
This is a map of the highways in Canada. These need to be secured so we can transport resources back to 'Murika. Using unmanned drones we can monitor them for any insurgent attacks that attempt to take them out.
Any suggestions on dealing with insurgents that go into the forest and hide? I fear they might start using mounted moose attacks :hmm:
I say we start by nuking every city on the map, besides the ones that are close to the 'Murikan border. This leaves Victoria, Vancouver, Thunder Bay, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, and Quebec as possible enemy strongholds.
Victoria, Vancouver, Thunder Bay, and Toronto are all situated on the water, so an amphibious invasion by the Marines will be sufficient to capture these cities, after we carpet bomb them. In the case of cities like Ottawa and Montreal that aren't close to a large body of water, we should drop airborne troops behind them, while simultaneously pushing a few armored divisions north from the border. Once the city is surrounded they should surrender, and if they don't we can starve them out.
Once the main cities are held by 'Murikan forces (should take less than 72 hours) we can concentrate on securing the natural resources and quelling the resistance.
This is a map of the highways in Canada. These need to be secured so we can transport resources back to 'Murika. Using unmanned drones we can monitor them for any insurgent attacks that attempt to take them out.
Any suggestions on dealing with insurgents that go into the forest and hide? I fear they might start using mounted moose attacks :hmm: