ITT: we name one thing we have done that we don't think anyone else can say they have

[bignateyk]

I have peed on another man's leg.

You haven't lived until you've taken a dump on another man's chest...

 

[rudeguy]

I videoed rudeguy peeing on someone's leg, get his leg peed on, and have someone pee in his butt, but did not upload it to youtube because it may embarrass some people.

Ahhh...the good old days.

And I left the criteria vague on purpose. If it's interesting, post it.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

You haven't lived until you've taken a dump on another man's chest...

That, dear sir, is what we call a "Cleveland Steamer." Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[jupiter57]

You haven't lived until you've taken a dump on another man's chest...

That reminds me.....

Uuuummmm, never mind!

 

[yh125d]

snorted listerine (orange) from a perfume bottle

 

[blackdogdeek]

had to lie to my mother when i informed her that even though she couldn't find them, i did in fact not bring my "x rated movies" with me when i moved out. then i had to listen to her ask me to bring them back if by any chance i did take them with me because she and my father had seen theirs so often that they had memorized them.

this was and still is, the most wrong conversation i've ever had.

on so many levels.

 

[Train]

had to lie to my mother when i informed her that even though she couldn't find them, i did in fact not bring my "x rated movies" with me when i moved out. then i had to listen to her ask me to bring them back if by any chance i did take them with me because she and my father had seen theirs so often that they had memorized them.

this was and still is, the most wrong conversation i've ever had.

on so many levels.

shudder

 

[rudeguy]

had to lie to my mother when i informed her that even though she couldn't find them, i did in fact not bring my "x rated movies" with me when i moved out. then i had to listen to her ask me to bring them back if by any chance i did take them with me because she and my father had seen theirs so often that they had memorized them.

this was and still is, the most wrong conversation i've ever had.

on so many levels.

pics of mom?

 

[destrekor]

Watched a monkey jerk off on the hood of my aunt's car at six flags wild safari in New Jersey. He had a windshield wiper in one hand and his wang in the other.

My aunt is a born again christian, so her reaction was hilarious.

bwahaha :awe: we primates are all the same.

The windshield wiper, though... can't say I have ever wanted to fondle one of those.

had to lie to my mother when i informed her that even though she couldn't find them, i did in fact not bring my "x rated movies" with me when i moved out. then i had to listen to her ask me to bring them back if by any chance i did take them with me because she and my father had seen theirs so often that they had memorized them.

this was and still is, the most wrong conversation i've ever had.

on so many levels.

omgLOL

but that's because it wasn't me.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I brew delicious sack Mead.
I can beat a 1 legged man at an asskicking contest.