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I don't know about that one. =P As a self-confessed anal spell-checker I've been kind of wincing at some of the badly worded/spelled posts the mods have made lately. "You're", not "your"!
Sending Anand cookies and baked goods while he's at college is probably a good start, NFG. Doing his laundry for him. Offering to take his girlfriend off his hands for a while so he can stu...okay, maybe not that. But good luck on your quest.