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[*]Knows the lyrics to "American Pie" by Don McLean[/list]
[*]Knows the historical references in "American Pie" by Don McLean[/list]
[*]Stops traffic when wearing a miniskirt[/list]
[*]Wears miniskirts[/list]
[*]Gets turned on when I occasionally refer to her as "woman" as in "look, woman, this is the way it is"[/list]
[*]Has an entire set of giggles, squeals, and squeaks that she literally cannot control[/list]
[*]Gets turned on by Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem[/list]
[*]Has read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams[/list]
[*]Has not read "Harry Potter" and never wants to[/list]
[*]Locks herself in a room whenever she is PMSing[/list]
[*]Has read "Foundation" by Issac Asimov[/list]
[*]Gets turned on by large Mersenne prime numbers[/list]
[*]Is inexplicably and inexorably drawn to expensive, tiny pink purses[/list]
[*]Has read "Dune" by Frank Herbert[/list]
[*]Likes my attempts to use "bling bling", "hizzle fo shizzle", "homie", and "shiznit" in sentences, as in, "That's some nice bling bling my homie; I'm down with that hizzle fo shizzle. You've got the shiznit goin' on!"[/list]
[*]Is a fiscal conservative yet also a hippie[/list]
[*]Thinks David Suzuki belongs in an insane asylum[/list]
[*]Knows the lyrics to "Because I Got High" by Afroman[/list]
[*]Does not show any signs of aging, ever[/list]
[*]Likes to torture Tim Horton's employes with arithmetic problems as in, "I have a $20 bill and I'd like a large coffee. For my change, I would like as many loonies as possible without exceeding five, and for the rest of the change, I'd like to minimize the total number of bills and coins I get back so long as I get at least two quarters or five dimes."[/list]
[*]Loves to swing dance or wants to learn[/list]
[*]Knows the lyrics to "Without Me" by Eminem and can do the "oooh-oooh" part at the beginning really well[/list]
[*] Uses the word 'synergistic ' in midsentence as a joke, as in, "Would you like fries with that?" -- "Yes, I can see some synergistic potential in that."[/list]
[*]Has read "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins[/list]
[*]Thinks "but officer I was on the verge of proving the four color map theorem" is a valid excuse for running a red light[/list]