Tell her that the radio waves are actually taking pictures of her body and pasting it in under Marmaduke out there... she'll get the royalty check sent to her mother's house in an obvious envelope.
Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Originally posted by: her209
You should have told that people have phone sex and all those waves are tickling her coochie down there.
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Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Tell her that the radio waves are actually taking pictures of her body and pasting it in under Marmaduke out there... she'll get the royalty check sent to her mother's house in an obvious envelope.
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!
This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.
Woman:
"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."
That speaks for itself eh?
Thats when you speak up and say "Lady after all the porn I have been surfing for the past 20 minutes, there cant be much left of your soul now anyway....BTW, Nice Shoes"
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!
This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.
Woman:
"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."
That speaks for itself eh?
That you should be minding your own business?
Originally posted by: insaneanna
I read this yesterday and had to throw in 2 or more cents. I am not agreeing or disagreeing but I had a thought.
No offense sharkeeper but anytime a person starts off by saying . . . "This is nothing against the woman . . . " There is probably something against the woman or person or idea.
What about this takes the cake? The fact that this woman believes in the presence of a soul? Or that outside influences are damaging hers?
Here is something to think about. Since we cannot scientifically prove or disprove that we have a soul, how could we know what is tainting it?
No offense sharkeeper but anytime a person starts off by saying . . . "This is nothing against the woman . . . " There is probably something against the woman or person or idea.
What about this takes the cake? The fact that this woman believes in the presence of a soul? Or that outside influences are damaging hers?
Originally posted by: insaneanna
Good comeback Ameesh.
Careful, your knuckles could be permanently scarred by dragging on the ground.