Jack Black is ugly.

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bigrash

Lifer
Feb 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: amdforever2
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: amdforever2
He is an ugly, untalented, bastard.

Nothing he makes is funny, it is an assault on the eyes.

He makes me want to be straight, and women want to be lesbians.


He should be destroyed. The pope should declare a crusade against him.


Never before has the world seen such putrid ugly fatness.

I guess Brad Pitt is more your style? Please don't post pics of you masterbating to him. thanks.





So what you're saying is you fantasize about Jack Black, and believe me to fantasize about Brad Pitt?


If one were going to deem a celebrity attractive, clearly Brad Pitt does win.

Hey, I'm not the one who's making attractive/non-attractive comments about the same sex. Who cares how he looks. Now, if you made a comment about Rosie Odonell being ugly, I would have totaly agreed with you.
 

daveymark

Lifer
Sep 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: amdforever2
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: amdforever2
He is an ugly, untalented, bastard.

Nothing he makes is funny, it is an assault on the eyes.

He makes me want to be straight, and women want to be lesbians.


He should be destroyed. The pope should declare a crusade against him.


Never before has the world seen such putrid ugly fatness.

I guess Brad Pitt is more your style? Please don't post pics of you masterbating to him. thanks.





So what you're saying is you fantasize about Jack Black, and believe me to fantasize about Brad Pitt?


If one were going to deem a celebrity attractive, clearly Brad Pitt does win.

Hey, I'm not the one who's making attractive/non-attractive comments about the same sex. Who cares how he looks. Now, if you made a comment about Rosie Odonell being ugly, I would have totaly agreed with you.

You have to admit though, it would take quite a bit of baby oil rubbed all over jack black's hot, sweaty body to make him look more attractive.
 

daveymark

Lifer
Sep 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: purbeast0
again ... where is your pic mr. celebrity?

just like the straight ATOT'ers are too good for J-Lo because "her butt's too big"

the gay ATOT'ers are too good for Jack Black because "he's too ugly"

double standard, I say
 

amdforever2

Golden Member
Sep 19, 2002
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Considering all the Jack Black fans, posting my pic here is asking for a photochop massacre.



ADDING POLL!
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: amdforever2
Considering all the Jack Black fans, posting my pic here is asking for a photochop massacre.



ADDING POLL!

you are the one calling someone else ugly and won't even post a pic of yourself ...

seriously, you are pretty pathetic.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: amdforever2
For all the women and cars and houses he buys...................he can never buy attractiveness. All the lipo in the world wouldn't save that man.

it seems to me that his weight is your big problem? who cares? no one is forcing you to watch his movies. i think he's funny. Do you also hate Chris Farley?
 
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Lola

chris farley was a bit replusive... funny perhaps, but not a looker (god rest his soul), however, jack black is just plain looking to me. He pigeon-holed himself into certain rolls and cannot do anything better than the stupid character comedy.
We saw King Kong last month and it was one of the worst movies i have ever seen... acting wise. He was just awful... i just keep thinking of his as the asshole guy in High Fidelity dancin around to "walkin on sunshine" and nothing more.

just my opinion (like it matters )
 

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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if it wasnt for him 'high fidelity' would've been some sappy chick flick. 'high fidelity' can now be filed under the 'is a romance movie that guys wont mind as much because its also funny'-category.
 

Ranger X

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: amdforever2
For all the women and cars and houses he buys...................he can never buy attractiveness. All the lipo in the world wouldn't save that man.
Why do you care so much about what he looks like? I bet you would give up your left nut to be Jack Black. He's rich, he's famous, and he's drowning in the sea of poon. What's there to not like?
 

Red Dawn

Elite Member
Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: amdforever2
He is an ugly, untalented, bastard.

Nothing he makes is funny, it is an assault on the eyes.

He makes me want to be straight, and women want to be lesbians.


He should be destroyed. The pope should declare a crusade against him.


Never before has the world seen such putrid ugly fatness.
Well it could be worse, he could be a worthless loser posting on an insignificant forum about Jack Black being ugly.
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: amdforever2
He is an ugly, untalented, bastard.

Nothing he makes is funny, it is an assault on the eyes.

He makes me want to be straight, and women want to be lesbians.


He should be destroyed. The pope should declare a crusade against him.


Never before has the world seen such putrid ugly fatness.
Well it could be worse, he could be a worthless loser posting on an insignificant forum about Jack Black being ugly.


uhm ouch.
 

SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: amdforever2
He is an ugly, untalented, bastard.

Nothing he makes is funny, it is an assault on the eyes.

He makes me want to be straight, and women want to be lesbians.


He should be destroyed. The pope should declare a crusade against him.


Never before has the world seen such putrid ugly fatness.
Well it could be worse, he could be a worthless loser posting on an insignificant forum about Jack Black being ugly.

1st degree BURN!
 

BooGiMaN

Diamond Member
Jul 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: purbeast0
again ... where is your pic mr. celebrity?

yeah id like to see him post a pic of himself as well...

because i mean its one thing to be a rich ugly bastard making movies.....and quite another to be a poor ugly bastard posting about how much he hates a rich ugly bastard on an internet forum..

seriously what did he do to you....did he send all your stalkerish love letter back?

i sense rejection in the air...hell hath no fury like an ATOTer scorned
 

Neurorelay

Platinum Member
Jul 21, 2004
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He is obviously talented in music and acting; he makes money at it regardless of looks unlike others like Lohan.
 

FuZoR

Diamond Member
Sep 22, 2001
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wtf? lol
I like him... as for him being ugly sure he isnt pretty but does that matter?
 

DAGTA

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Yes, because physical attractiveness is the end-all of existence and any human that is ugly is immediately worthless.

Keep being shallow and see how happy you end up.
 

Horus

Platinum Member
Dec 27, 2003
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Originally posted by: waggy
ok so yes he is ugly, short and fat. he gives me hope! maybe some day i will be a movie star also!

Two words.

RON

JEREMY.
 
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