Jackass Neighbor At It Again

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Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Destroying the mosquito would probably push him over the edge to insanity.

Destroy it.
 

eits

Lifer
Jun 4, 2005
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www.integratedssr.com
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The Mosquito ultrasonic teenage deterrent is the solution to the eternal problem of unwanted gatherings of youths and teenagers in shopping malls and around shops. The presence of these teenagers discourages genuine shoppers and customers? from coming into your shop, affecting your turnover and profits. Anti social behaviour has become the biggest threat to private property over the last decade and there has been no effective deterrent until now.

Acclaimed by the Police forces of many areas of the United Kingdom, the Mosquito ultrasonic teenage deterrent has been described as ?the most effective tool in our fight against anti social behaviour?. Shop keepers around the world have purchased the device to move along unwanted gatherings of teenagers and anti social youths. Railway companies have placed the device to discourage youths from spraying graffiti on their trains and the walls of stations.

With an effective range of between fifteen and twenty meters Compound Security Devices field trials have shown that teenagers are acutely aware of the Mosquito and usually move away from the area within just a couple of minutes. The system is completely harmless even with long term use. The Times newspaper in England reports that the device was first used at a Spar shop in Barry, South Wales, where the owner Robert Gough was enthusiastic about the device's success in driving away the local youths. "Either someone has come along and wiped them off the face of the earth, or it's working" he is quoted as saying.

It seems that there is a very real medical phenomenon known as presbycusis or age related hearing loss which, according to The Merck Manual of Diagnosis and Therapy, "begins after the age of 20 but is usually significant only in persons over 65". It first affects the highest frequencies (18 to 20 kHz) notably in those who have turned 20 years of age". It is possible to generate a high frequency sound that is audible only to teenagers.

HAHAHA that's GREAT. Teenage deterrent ! LOL

hahaha i know! haha i died laughing when i read that.... holy crap, that's gold.
 

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
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I'd rarely condone this, but, destroy it.

The only civil option could take FOREVER.
 

eits

Lifer
Jun 4, 2005
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ok ok... here's how you get revenge....

get 2 cans of shaving cream (NOT shave gel... it won't work)....

bite the caps off...

yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and toss the cans under the seats inside his car.

this prank will only work if you live someplace where it gets hot during the summer (someplace like... well.... earth, apparently).
 

Stuxnet

Diamond Member
Jun 16, 2005
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The possibilities for fscking with this guy are endless. I could write a book.
 

BooGiMaN

Diamond Member
Jul 5, 2001
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you need to get some proof of what he is doing if the cops cant hear it, borrow a sound meter and prove that he is indeed sending out frequency waves that hurt and that are painful for younger people.

maybe get a group of parents and kids together and protest to law enforcement as a group.
 

2Dead

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Feb 19, 2005
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to get back at him, maybe you can get the local Country Kitchen Buffet closed down. That will teach all the seniors that youngins aren't to be messed with.
 

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
Mask the sound from the Mosquito with some really really loud Hard Rock music.

We had some really close neighbors who would get to fighting. We blasted classic at them, speakers sitting on the back of the couch. They did shut the fvck up
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: TrandM
to get back at him, maybe you can get the local Country Kitchen Buffet closed down. That will teach all the seniors that youngins aren't to be messed with.

:laugh:
 

6StringSamurai

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Apr 10, 2006
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Originally posted by: TrandM
to get back at him, maybe you can get the local Country Kitchen Buffet closed down. That will teach all the seniors that youngins aren't to be messed with.


NOOOOO THE AARP WILL COME!!!! :Q
 

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2001
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Throw a party. Several parties. They don't even have to be loud. Just having all those people in your yard would drive him nuts guarranteed.
 

biggestmuff

Diamond Member
Mar 20, 2001
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Revenge? Of course, revenge! Break into his house at night and ****** on his chest! Display your dominance!!!
 

amicold

Platinum Member
Feb 7, 2005
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I'm back, and yes if there's a small gathering at my buddies house and people park in the street he thinks we're harassing him by parking there.
 

Cattlegod

Diamond Member
May 22, 2001
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I have a bunch of ideas:

1 - throw stray cats in his backyard.
2 - throw dead fish on his lawn
3 - steal his heart medicine
4 - cut the power to the thing b/c he won't know it isn't working
5 - shoot bottle rockets into his house
6 - unwire his cable
7 - cut power to his house in the middle of the night
8 - pay some teen kid 30 bucks to do a lawn job
9 - smoke bombs
10 - frame him for some crime
11 - let the air out of his tires
12 - start watering your lawn with his water
13 - cut his brake lines on his car
14 - steal the the thing off his lawn
15 - buy several gallons of gas and pour large letters in the shape of STFU in his front lawn, then set it on fire
 
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