Probably not legal no matter where you live, so NOT recommended:
Wrap bundles of eight red flares in electrical tape with an old style ticking alarm clock taped the outside of each. Place near doors, on car, near mailbox, and in lawn. Wait across the street patiently, with a wincing look on your face and an index finger in each ear.
Wrap bundles of eight red flares in electrical tape with an old style ticking alarm clock taped the outside of each. Place near doors, on car, near mailbox, and in lawn. Wait across the street patiently, with a wincing look on your face and an index finger in each ear.