Jackass neighbor

jackmar

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Jul 21, 2004
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Cliffs notes on bottom....

To start with, my room mates and I are not loud or rude. We are carefull to not make too much noise especially late at night, and we have had no complaints from any neighbors except this one guy. (upstairs)

He made complaints for "blasting music at all ours of the night " for playing Halo until about 11:30 pm on a Saturday. It was a little loud, but not blasting.

A friend who lives on the other side of the complex had 2 complaints from this guy for playing his acoustic guitar in the early evening. It wasn't amplified, so it was not very loud, and the most rediculous part is that our friend lives no where near this guy. Any noise he makes could not possibly be heard by the idiot neighbor. The guy had to have been walking by my friend's apartment and heard him playing.

Last night a few friends and I were in the hot tub at around 9:40 pm. (pool and hot tub use is suposed to end at 10 pm) Just talking and hanging out. We were not loud. At almost exactly 10 pm we were about to start getting out and drying off, this guy comes down and starts chewing us out for being so loud and keeping his kids awake. Then he's going off on how hot tub hours end at 10, so since it's 10 and we're still there so he called the police. The other guys who live there claim he's done this a few times before. He never asked anyone to be quiet or warned them that if they were too loud he'd call the cops. He just calls the cops then chews people out.

No other person in this complex has complained about me or my friends other than this one guy. We get along with everyone else pretty well.

I also found out from other neighbors that this guy doesn't work and stays home all day. His kid is an actor, and this guy is living off his kid.

I'm looking for ways that we can really annoy the hell out of this guy without getting caught. Anyone have ideas?


Cliffs: Upstairs neighbor is a prick who complains and calls the cops for no good reason. He's also a looser being suported by his kid. I'm looking for ideas on how to piss him off without getting caught.

 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Rub poo on his door handle.

that's disgusting.

he's going to take a dump, wear a latex glove. grab the poo and then go rub it on his neighbor's door handle?

wow..imagine that.
 

shimsham

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does your apartment manager bust your balls when this guy complains? if hes that anal, managment probably just brushes him off and gives him a little lip service just to shut him up. if the managment isnt taking action, dont worry about him.

its stupid when people complain about crap like hearing your neighbors in an apartment building. its a freaking apartment, not a house. you WILL hear your neighbors. if he cant handle it, he needs to move. if it was 3 in the morining on a wed night, he may have a legit complaint.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Rub poo on his door handle.

that's disgusting.

he's going to take a dump, wear a latex glove. grab the poo and then go rub it on his neighbor's door handle?

wow..imagine that.

Okay, how about instead he fills out the guy's info on the mormon website for a free bible? A buddy at work did that for me (used my work info) and they actually called me a couple times after the book showed up.
 

jackmar

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Originally posted by: shimsham
does your apartment manager bust your balls when this guy complains? if hes that anal, managment probably just brushes him off and gives him a little lip service just to shut him up. if the managment isnt taking action, dont worry about him.

its stupid when people complain about crap like hearing your neighbors in an apartment building. its a freaking apartment, not a house. you WILL hear your neighbors. if he cant handle it, he needs to move. if it was 3 in the morining on a wed night, he may have a legit complaint.



The manager just tells us there's been complaints. He doesn't seem to really care though. I'm sure this guy drives him nuts too. We're also pretty friendly with the manager so he knows that we're not loud obnoxious people.
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: jackmar
Originally posted by: shimsham
does your apartment manager bust your balls when this guy complains? if hes that anal, managment probably just brushes him off and gives him a little lip service just to shut him up. if the managment isnt taking action, dont worry about him.

its stupid when people complain about crap like hearing your neighbors in an apartment building. its a freaking apartment, not a house. you WILL hear your neighbors. if he cant handle it, he needs to move. if it was 3 in the morining on a wed night, he may have a legit complaint.



The manager just tells us there's been complaints. He doesn't seem to really care though. I'm sure this guy drives him nuts too. We're also pretty friendly with the manager so he knows that we're not loud obnoxious people.


in that case i would just ignore his dumbass.
 

sixone

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Sounds like you're already annoying the hell out of him - isn't that what he's griping about? Google 'anger management' for ideas.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Altec Lansing "University Sound" speaker system on pole, 75W amplifier on 0 dB and this looped.

Hey, that gives me another idea... one of those things you attach to a flat surface to use it as a speaker. Attach it to his window then crank the volume so it sounds like it's coming from his place, so the neighbors complain about him
 

squeeg22

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Wait for him to make the smallest noise, then yell back at him about being rude and disruptive. Give him a taste of his own medicine.
 

Conky

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I suggest beating him nearly to death and then calling the cops on him saying that you were defending yourself.

When he gets back from the hospital you tell him the next time you won't be so nice.

:beer:
 

TitanDiddly

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Late at night, use a small butane torch to solder his keyhole shut. He won't notice until he wants to get back in. :evil: They cost about $5-10 at most hardware stores.
 

AMDZen

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If it were me, I would go out of my way to be more annoying. When he says, "I'm calling the cops" I'd say, "Thats ok because I'm calling the cops too." See how he likes them showing up for no reason. Its not illegal for you to have your radio up before sound ordinance laws in your area go into effect, so turn up Halo 10x what you normally would. See how he likes that while he's eating his dinner.

Like I said, I'd go out of my way to make sure he's as bothered by me as he thought he was to begin with. And then ask him, "Didn't you like it better before you started b!tching about every little thing." "Yea, I just got off the phone with the cops too, what a coincidence."
 
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