James Bond vs Jason Bourne vs Ethan Hunt

[alphatarget1]

Who would win in a fight? By fight I mean if they all had to go against each other on a mission, or something.

FYI Ethan Hunt is Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible series.

EDIT: OK I have never read the Bourne books. Let's restrict our discussion to evaluating their characters from their respective movie performances only.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Simon Templar

 

[mmntech]

James Bond has been going strong for over 60 years and hasn't aged a day.

 

[HAL9000]

Bond, hands down.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Jason Bourne is better both as a marksman and with hand to hand combat. He wins easily imo.

 

[alphatarget1]

James Bond has been going strong for over 60 years and hasn't aged a day.

Um, I'm pretty sure they just switch for another MI6 agent for 007 when he is too old... or after he gets an STD and dies. LOL

 

[xSauronx]

who is ethan hunt? i know Micheal hunt...

 

[alphatarget1]

who is ethan hunt? i know Micheal hunt...

Tom Cruise.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

My name is Buro Houtenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'

 

[HAL9000]

who is ethan hunt? i know Micheal hunt...

He's the IMF's (Impossible Mission Force) greatest agent.

 

[alphatarget1]

Jason Bourne is better both as a marksman and with hand to hand combat. He wins easily imo.

I actually voted for Bourne but now that I think about it, James Bond has so many more gadgets. I'm sure even if Bourne wanted to snipe him with a Barrett .50 cal in his Aston Martin it still wouldn't be able to kill Bond. haha.

 

[HAL9000]

You missed Jack Bauer

 

[mmntech]

Um, I'm pretty sure they just switch for another MI6 agent for 007 when he is too old... or after he gets an STD and dies. LOL

That's what he wants you to think. With advances in plastic surgery, he changes his appearance every decade. Plus he's probably banged your grandma. Just saying. D:

 

[LookBehindYou]

You missed Jack Bauer

He'd only last for a day then we wouldnt see him for another year.

 

[HAL9000]

He'd only last for a day then we wouldnt see him for another year.

True, but he'd still survive.

 

[Newbian]

In the latest one Ethan got his ass kicked by a actor playing a senior citizen for the most part so certainly not him.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

You missed Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer masturbates during commercial breaks

 

[alphatarget1]

You missed Jack Bauer

Yeah but he isn't in the movies. Or is he?

 

[LegendKiller]

Bond, hands down. Bourne in the books kinda sucked. Bourne in the movies was awesome, but he was fighting against the CIA while Bond has the MI6 for him making all sorts of cool gadgets.

Bond also has (had) dozens of uber-hot women. Bourne had 2, one not that great, another good looking one. But neither as good as Halle Barry.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

What about Simon Templar?
Best disguise artist there is. He can steal the milk out of your coffee

 

[Doppel]

Bourne. Or bond. Not hunt.

 

[darkxshade]

Bond wins the most pussy
Bourne wins the most fist fights
Hunt wins the most dicks

 

[HAL9000]

Bond wins the most pussy
Bourne wins the most fist fights
Hunt wins the most jumps

fixed.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Its easy to kill Bond. Just sent in a girl thats HIV positive.

Austin Powers will kill em all

 

[LookBehindYou]

Hmmm after thinking about it, Ethan Hunt is the only one I know of that does his own stunts. Can anyone verify?