Japanese Public Bathroom

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: jimikim

Originally posted by: poopygood

Originally posted by: Citrix
funny how nobody has mentioned the professional cherry picker yet....

That's because it's BS.

What cherry picking in regards to forums?

Teh Virgin reveals himself.

 

[jimikim]

Ok instead of saying that why don't you explain wtf it means?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: jimikim
Ok instead of saying that why don't you explain wtf it means?

professional cherry picker

 

[jimikim]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: jimikim
Ok instead of saying that why don't you explain wtf it means?

professional cherry picker

OK dood wtf?

Argh forget it before i get pwned...

 

[jimikim]

Originally posted by: jimikim

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: jimikim
Ok instead of saying that why don't you explain wtf it means?

professional cherry picker

OK dood wtf?

Argh forget it before i get pwned...

Oh gawd i r such a noob.....OK let's delete like the past 10 posts....


Yea, so really no one has mentioned the cherry picker....

 

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[Kipper]

Originally posted by: jimikim
My boss told me over lunch in Japan the public restrooms don't have toilet paper and random people on the street everywhere hand out little bits of toilet paper with ads on them. Anyone experience this before? How come Coppola didn't add this in Lost in Translation?

Edit: And he told me in the hotel room bathroom built-in to the toilet seat was one of the water shooters that clean your a$$-hole.

Edit 2: He also said that it is shameful for Japanese girls to be virgins, so they get their cherries popped by a professional (male prostitute?). Is that too much of a generalization or is it true?

1.) Your boss is an idiot.
2.) Your boss has never probably been to Japan, and is an idiot.
3.) Your boss is an idiot.
4.) Toilet paper is in public restrooms, at least in ALL the ones I've been to - and the people handing out the things on the street are in fact handing out TISSUES with advertisements on them, not toilet paper.
5.) Hotel bathrooms have built-in bidets and heated toilet seats which are common usage throughout Japan.
6.) If you actually believed the sex thing I have serious, serious fears for the future of the world. Finally, your boss is an idiot.

Japan is generally a sexually very restricted culture publically, but many Japanese girls are sexually active before they hit high school. But no, male prostitutes don't take their virginity. Was your boss high when he talked about this, and how ignorant are you that you even think that your boss knows what he's talking about? "Too much of a generalization?" If something doesn't make sense to you, it's probably not true...regardless of how alien the civilization may be.

 

[jimikim]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease

Originally posted by: jimikim
My boss told me over lunch in Japan the public restrooms don't have toilet paper and random people on the street everywhere hand out little bits of toilet paper with ads on them. Anyone experience this before? How come Coppola didn't add this in Lost in Translation?

Edit: And he told me in the hotel room bathroom built-in to the toilet seat was one of the water shooters that clean your a$$-hole.

Edit 2: He also said that it is shameful for Japanese girls to be virgins, so they get their cherries popped by a professional (male prostitute?). Is that too much of a generalization or is it true?

1.) Your boss is an idiot.
2.) Your boss has never probably been to Japan, and is an idiot.
3.) Your boss is an idiot.
4.) Toilet paper is in public restrooms, at least in ALL the ones I've been to - and the people handing out the things on the street are in fact handing out TISSUES with advertisements on them, not toilet paper.
5.) Hotel bathrooms have built-in bidets and heated toilet seats which are common usage throughout Japan.
6.) If you actually believed the sex thing I have serious, serious fears for the future of the world. Finally, your boss is an idiot.

Japan is generally a sexually very restricted culture publically, but many Japanese girls are sexually active before they hit high school. But no, male prostitutes don't take their virginity. Was your boss high when he talked about this, and how ignorant are you that you even think that your boss knows what he's talking about? "Too much of a generalization?" If something doesn't make sense to you, it's probably not true...regardless of how alien the civilization may be.

*EDIT*

1) How is he an idiot?
2) His wife is japanese and they went to visit her family for vacation. He had no reason to lie.
3) How is he an idiot?
4) Why would he lie about there not being toilet paper? A Hong Kong associate was there when he told us and confirmed it.
5) You don't find build-in bidets and heated toilet seats fascinating? Not many of those here in the states.
6) What is there to believe/not to believe? He said it and I had a good laugh and I wanted to share the good news with all my fellow Americans. Finally, how is he an idiot?

*EDIT*

 

[Thegonagle]

Originally posted by: jimikim


He said there was no toiletpaper rack, just a hole in the ground.

:shocked: He was probably in the janitor's closet, and pooped in the floor drain.

 

[essasin]

Speaking of younger japanese girls. If you want to see them go to the train/subway station. Its like a hangout spot or a place to hit on them. Makes sense because everyone uses them so its the populated and hangout spots like karoke bars and stuff is nearby.

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: jimikim

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: jimikim

Originally posted by: lnguyen
hrm.. i never used the toliets.. just urinals. and what they pass out, is more like tissues than toliet paper.

Yea...for wiping your ass. Where did you go to take a crap?

why the hell would i use a tissue to wipe my ass. And I used the hotel toliet to take my crapper, I was too busy to do so durring the day while out and about.

I'll add that my future house will have bidets installed

WTF? You don't wipe your ass? Or do you use a bidet? How many Americans actually have a bidet nowadays?

Sigfried and Roy do

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: jimikim
My boss told me over lunch in Japan the public restrooms don't have toilet paper and random people on the street everywhere hand out little bits of toilet paper with ads on them. Anyone experience this before? How come Coppola didn't add this in Lost in Translation?

The part about no toilet paper is untrue. They don't have rolls however, just those little squares that are interfolded. Japanese place adverts on everything, especially strip clubs, and other "attractions" for "Salary Men".

Edit: And he told me in the hotel room bathroom built-in to the toilet seat was one of the water shooters that clean your a$$-hole.

This is true. And let me tell you, it's a little wierd at first, but you get used to be squeaky clean, real quick. He failed to tell you that they are also heated toilet seats, so there's none of that cold shock.
Yes, the traditional Japanese toilet is a squat hole, but Western style sit down toilets are more prevalent in resturants, hotels, and clubs. Basically anywhere Westerners may be regularly.

Edit 2: He also said that it is shameful for Japanese girls to be virgins, so they get their cherries popped by a professional (male prostitute?). Is that too much of a generalization or is it true?

[/quote]
This is a Western aberration of the Japanese moral code. They view sex and bodily functions with a great deal more maturity and openness than we Westerners do. Basically NOT true, especially about the male prostitute.
The first time I went over there with a rock band, the girls made a point of taking birth control pills in front of us in order to re-assure us they were"protected". They didn't mind sharing , either. NO NOT THE PILLS.....
< Attended Japanese Nursery School and Kindergarten 1960, 61 , 62. Spoke fluent Japanese then. Toured there 1977, 1978, 1982, 1999, 2000. Ex is 3rd Generation Japanese / American.

 

[stinger73]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: zerocool1

Originally posted by: Beau
You mean you don't know how to use the three shells? :laugh:

that's what I thought when I saw the thread....

Dang I forget what movie that was!!!!!!!! DOh!

Really Lame, but that was from Demolition Man

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: jimikim

Wow, just because your last name is Nakayachi you think you can patronize me like a no good World War II raping-denying-revisionist hitory-ing *$#?

1) How is he an idiot?
2) His wife is japanese and they went to visit her family for vacation. He had no reason to lie.
3) How is he an idiot?
4) Why would he lie about there not being toilet paper? A Hong Kong associate was there when he told us and confirmed it.
5) You don't find build-in bidets and heated toilet seats fascinating? Not many of those here in the states.
6) What is there to believe/not to believe? He said it and I had a good laugh and I wanted to share the good news with all my fellow Americans. Finally, how is he an idiot?

What a prick.

Did I hit a nerve? I wasn't patronizing you, I was merely noting that your boss is ignorant. His limited knowledge of Japanese "culture" apparently makes him a resident expert, and he feels perfectly free to generalize and play off of common Western stereotypes. Read the book "Orientalism," and you'll see what I mean.

 

[jimikim]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease

Originally posted by: jimikim

Wow, just because your last name is Nakayachi you think you can patronize me like a no good World War II raping-denying-revisionist hitory-ing *$#?

1) How is he an idiot?
2) His wife is japanese and they went to visit her family for vacation. He had no reason to lie.
3) How is he an idiot?
4) Why would he lie about there not being toilet paper? A Hong Kong associate was there when he told us and confirmed it.
5) You don't find build-in bidets and heated toilet seats fascinating? Not many of those here in the states.
6) What is there to believe/not to believe? He said it and I had a good laugh and I wanted to share the good news with all my fellow Americans. Finally, how is he an idiot?

What a prick.

Did I hit a nerve? I wasn't patronizing you, I was merely noting that your boss is ignorant.

Oh ok. Dammit i hate you.

 

[csiro]

Your boss might be referring to the toilets in the subway. They haven't had any toilet paper in them for the last 30 years. Link

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Beau
You mean you don't know how to use the three shells? :laugh:

LOL, that brings back memories.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: jimikim

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease

Originally posted by: jimikim

Wow, just because your last name is Nakayachi you think you can patronize me like a no good World War II raping-denying-revisionist hitory-ing *$#?

1) How is he an idiot?
2) His wife is japanese and they went to visit her family for vacation. He had no reason to lie.
3) How is he an idiot?
4) Why would he lie about there not being toilet paper? A Hong Kong associate was there when he told us and confirmed it.
5) You don't find build-in bidets and heated toilet seats fascinating? Not many of those here in the states.
6) What is there to believe/not to believe? He said it and I had a good laugh and I wanted to share the good news with all my fellow Americans. Finally, how is he an idiot?

What a prick.

Did I hit a nerve? I wasn't patronizing you, I was merely noting that your boss is ignorant.

Oh ok. Dammit i hate you.

Wow, give up while you're behind.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Beau
You mean you don't know how to use the three shells? :laugh:

LOL, that brings back memories.

How are the three shells used?

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Beau
You mean you don't know how to use the three shells? :laugh:

LOL, that brings back memories.

How are the three shells used?

Ask Fry.

 

[Kaieye]

I remember using the urinal's and a sixty year old woman would be in the same room cleaning the floor's and the mirror's while you...

 

[dc]

your boss is an idiot, everyone knows they use seaweed as toilet paper.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jimikim
My boss told me over lunch in Japan the public restrooms don't have toilet paper and random people on the street everywhere hand out little bits of toilet paper with ads on them. Anyone experience this before? How come Coppola didn't add this in Lost in Translation?

Edit: And he told me in the hotel room bathroom built-in to the toilet seat was one of the water shooters that clean your a$$-hole.

Edit 2: He also said that it is shameful for Japanese girls to be virgins, so they get their cherries popped by a professional (male prostitute?). Is that too much of a generalization or is it true?

What do you dry it with then?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Tokyo subway toilets to get paper after 30 years


Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 07:00 JST
TOKYO ? Two Tokyo subway operators have decided to supply toilet rolls to cubicles, 30 years after the courtesy was withdrawn due to rampant paper pilfering.

Hygiene at public toilets has gradually improved from the primitive over the past few decades. But many still lack hand soap and paper towels and some are still paperless.

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
adventures in pooping


someone should make a movie

lol