Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead.

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trenchfoot

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He will lay low and hope everybody else fucks up and he becomes the least worst option.

That sure seems like his best bet. The problem with that is the moment he starts jaw jacking he's going to default to his habit of saying something stupid and make things worse for himself.......again.


His rivals all have a helluva start in that direction.

And, as we all know, Jeb isn't any different, or maybe even worse than his rivals. They've all gone off the reservation and migrated to Fantasy Island where the Tea Party made a home for themselves.
 

soundforbjt

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Just saw today:
Jeb! is out, now "Jeb Can Fix It" is the "new" campaign slogan...what a loser.
 

bshole

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Just saw today:
Jeb! is out, now "Jeb Can Fix It" is the "new" campaign slogan...what a loser.

Well he seems a lot more sane than the people he is running against. This entire Republican primary is more like an extended season of Survivor. The more venomous and villainous a candidate can be, the more better.
 

werepossum

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He will lay low and hope everybody else fucks up and he becomes the least worst option.
That's the Hillary plan, and it's probably his best option.

Just saw today:
Jeb! is out, now "Jeb Can Fix It" is the "new" campaign slogan...what a loser.
Wait - so "Jeb who?" isn't the new official campaign slogan? Must have been the punctuation that fooled me - I thought he had a theme going.

Now I'm having a flashback to "Dry, sober and home with his wife." Only this time it's "like he fixed the Florida Department of Children and Families." Now with 6% fewer children disappearing while in our system!
 

HTFOff

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First of all

1. Lol at bigs in the white glasses.

2. What an ironic new slogan to push. I wonder how that meeting went. "We gotta fix this campaign" "thats it!" "Huh?" "jeb can fix it!"

Fail.
 

DAPUNISHER

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First of all

1. Lol at bigs in the white glasses.

2. What an ironic new slogan to push. I wonder how that meeting went. "We gotta fix this campaign" "thats it!" "Huh?" "jeb can fix it!"

Fail.
LOL, it made me remember watching Bob the Builder with my son when he was little. Bob would ask "Can we fix it?" And all the equipment would cheer "Yes we can!"
 

PottedMeat

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LOL, it made me remember watching Bob the Builder with my son when he was little. Bob would ask "Can we fix it?" And all the equipment would cheer "Yes we can!"

all this needs is a pic of trump saying 'NO, IT'S FUCKED'
 

IGBT

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..and Jeb better not hold his breath for VP selection either.
 

IGBT

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LOL, it made me remember watching Bob the Builder with my son when he was little. Bob would ask "Can we fix it?" And all the equipment would cheer "Yes we can!"



Reminds me of Michael Jackson's "This Is It"...
 

trenchfoot

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What's so funny to me is that given all of the other Repub candidates in the running and how they will tow the party line of lowering taxes for the rich, re-invigorating trickle down economics and deregulating Big Corps and Wall Street to allow them more ways to fleece and scam the working stiffs of America, Jeb is just about leading the pack in this regard, while IMO, Trump would be the least willing to bow down at the alter of the RNC and pledge fealty to them.

Especially so when they went after him with such animosity and disgust the moment he piled into the clown car.

Fate can be so cruel and treacherous yet so delightfully humorous all at the same time.
 

TheGardener

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The last nail is not yet in the coffin, but the Jeb Can Fix It campaign slogan is like a gasp before death.
 
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