Jeeebus made the WORST movie watching decision ever!

[Jeeebus]

There is no disputing that, last night, Jeeebus made a colossal error in judgment, thus agreeing to watch something that should not have been seen. Other than Kanye West, who firmly believes that Beyonce made the worst movie watching decision ever... EVER!... there is clearly no questioning what a buffoon I am.

My choices you might ask?

1. Super Ninja Bikini Babes (Academy Award, Best Picture, 2008) - A comely co-ed who dreams of being an erotic superhero is shocked to discover that an alternative universe exists within her favorite comic book–and its sex-starved villains are about to invade the planet. Christine Nguyen, Nicole Sheridan, Beverly Lynne and Evan Stone star in this steamy adventure. Directed by Nicholas Medina.

Cinemax, you've done it again. You've combined my love of ninjas with my love of naked chicks having sex. You've even made them super. Surely, it would be hard to imagine any other movie winning out.

2. Twilight: New Moon - Some gay pale kid breaks up with some equally pale emo chick who cries a lot. She gets a big pet dog and then tosses it away when the gay kid comes back from shopping in Italy.


No dispute here, the clear winner is.... "gay vampires and emo chicks." Wat?!?! O wait, Jeeebus' wife didn't want to watch space alien ninjas making sweet, sweet love. Ughhhh. Has anyone seen my testicles laying around?

 

[BoomerD]

The fail was in the viewing list itself.

Why would you even consider ANY of the movies on that list????

Are you 13?

 

[Chaotic42]

Don't feel so bad, I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas this weekend.

:shudder:

 

[Pantlegz]

Don't feel so bad, I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas this weekend.

:shudder:

what?! that's such an awesome movie! I am disappoint

 

[ProfJohn]

Dude!! You should have bargained with the wife!

"I'll watch New Moon with you, but you'll have to do your own sucking afterwards."

 

[geno]

my fiance has given up on trying to get me to watch New Moon. I watched the first one with her to give it a chance. Never again. Horrible, horrible movies, they are.

 

[ElFenix]

so i was googling the, uh, stars of that ninja flick and found this sweet F-14 pic.

everything else was nsfw.

 

[Matthiasa]

You didn't miss anything in the first one.

 

[Jeeebus]

You didn't miss anything in the first one.

My wife explained the plot of the first one to me during the opening credits for New Moon. I cried a little bit on the inside knowing just how awful the next two hours of my life was going to be.

 

[Aharami]

you could've just gone to sleep. very easy to do during a craptastic movie

 

[PingSpike]

These movies are so annoying. On paper, it should rock ass. Werewolves? Vampires? There should be some serious ass kicking. Then you figure out the vampires are members of PETA, twinkle in the sun and despite being over 100 years old act like whiny teenagers. I haven't seen the new one, but I'm sure they found a way to make the werewolves lame as well.

 

[dainthomas]

These movies are so annoying. On paper, it should rock ass. Werewolves? Vampires? There should be some serious ass kicking. Then you figure out the vampires are members of PETA, twinkle in the sun and despite being over 100 years old act like whiny teenagers. I haven't seen the new one, but I'm sure they found a way to make the werewolves lame as well.

You should cleanse your palate with some Underworld movies.

 

[Jeeebus]

You should cleanse your palate with some Underworld movies.

srsly... if pale emo chick had thrown on a tight leather bodysuit and actually done something - anything - the entire movie, the movie might have had a chance.

 

[Regs]

Christine Nguyen is one of my favorite actresses.

 

[effowe]

I watched the Rifftrax of New Moon this weekend, made it quite bearable and hilarious.

 

[rudder]

Team Jacob all the way.

 

[zinfamous]

You should cleanse your palate with some Underworld movies.

I agree. the Underworld flicks are pretty bad, but I'd watch each one 100 times before that New Moon stuff.

well...it doesn't really take much convincing to get me to sit down and watch Kate Beckinsale in tight leather outfits.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

That's like 5 hours of your life you'll never get back :/

 

[KeithTalent]

Team Jacob all the way.

Team Man in Black here.

KT

 

[cronos]

Team Man in Black here.

KT

Ha!

 

[tokie]

My brother watched Twilight on 1.5x speed FF.

The entire film. Paying attention to the dialog / stares at 1.5x...

 

[destrekor]

At least you didn't watch The Room.


We made a drinking game out of it. That too was a bad decision. :biggrin:

 

[ghost recon88]

I watched Old Dogs over the weekend, that movie was an epic fail.

 

[Vegitto]

Who decided which movie to watch, again?

</Jeeebus' wife>

 

[shortylickens]

Super Ninja Bikini babes is not nearly as good as Cheerleader Ninjas or Ninja Cheerleaders.

If you need proof, check with Joe Bob Briggs.