Whenever I see a guy driving around with rubber ducks displayed on the dashboard of his Jeep I automatically assume he peaked in high school, is impotent, in a loveless marriage, lives paycheck to paycheck with massive debt, loves the taste of cilantro, listens to Taylor Swift, thinks America's Got Talent is the pinnacle of TV, posts Minion memes, his stepchildren detest him, drinks hard seltzers, and his wife's boyfriend thinks he's gay.
Those ducks say a lot.
He knows that. He blames the cilantro for the time he spilled a taco on the steering wheel of his McLaren.Cilantro is delicious.
You're one of those cilantro loving sympathizers.only 10% of the population tastes cilantro as soapy due to a genetic DEFECT. So really, how is enjoying cilantro an insult?
You're one of those cilantro loving sympathizers.
If you had a Jeep, I'm sure there would be ducks on it.
I have never noticed ducks on a Jeep around here. But when I do see any Jeep, I assume the owner:
Has never had it off road.
Drives like an asshole.
Doesn't know how to shop for a vehicle.
Likes to pay for many repairs, or has CarShield (and thinks it's a good deal).
The 1990s Cherokees and Grand Cherokees were solid vehicles. We used them as our work vehicles and never had any issues. Jeeps of the last 25 years, not so good.I had a 97 Cherokee. Best vehicle I ever owned. Highly capable offroad, and virtually maintenance free.
Watch out. Keep at it and that vein on your forehead is going to pop.I'd say complaining about rubber ducks in someone else's car is up there with the right wing manosphere SDE crying about the Barbie movie. In fact it might be even less manly and somehow also more childish. Imagine if your self worth was so tied to your car that you made a thread whining about other people having rubber ducks? How embarrassing.
Yes, much better to compensate for your small weiner with a VROOM VROOM Roar listen to how loud I am! German budget rebrand of a Lamborghini. Or whatever your McLaren thread was about (seems to be an old guy trying to pickup teenage boys).
And yes, many Jeep owners are insufferable clowns too, but the ratio of "I want a supercar but can't afford a real one" is probably 1:1 with that of the insufferable Jeep owners. I'd actually like the idea of a Jeep, if Subaru made one, well maybe not current Subaru, but like 1990s Subaru. Like if the Brat had instead been a convertible version of the Legacy or Impreza wagon. Or if I could get something similar to a Jeep but made by Toyota, using the RAV4 Prime powertrain, now that would be something.
I really think they screwed up by not making a full electric Wrangler specifically targeting the people that just want a vehicle that is basically the most "look at me" open convertibles, for the city cruising people that are probably the bulk of Wrangler buyers. It'd focus on on-road manners and clever packaging. Then once they learn how to make an EV properly and better batteries, make the tough off-road version that can rock crawl, wade rivers, etc. Instead we get a bunch of Jeep badged hybrid or EV compact crossovers, a crap hybrid Wrangler, and then EV Charger/Challenger replacement? What were they thinking? Guess we are getting an EV version of the Grand Cherokee. But I digress since this is clearly just a troll thread started by the biggest car troll since Jules turned into a gun nut and since Fleabag...did whatever Fleabag did (hopefully grew up, something I'd say about the OP, but apparently he's an old man so seems the best we can hope for is he at least goes for someone of legal age when he inevitably tries to use his car to pickup some young person so he can feel young or powerful or whatever is driving his weird manifestation of struggling to deal with aging that is coming out as car threads).
I don't think he caught on, even so there is a lot of pent up energy in that reply lol.Watch out. Keep at it and that vein on your forehead is going to pop.
Rage!!!!1!!1!!one!
XJs were great!The 1990s Cherokees and Grand Cherokees were solid vehicles. We used them as our work vehicles and never had any issues. Jeeps of the last 25 years, not so good.
Whenever I see a guy driving around with rubber ducks displayed on the dashboard of his Jeep I automatically assume he peaked in high school, is impotent, in a loveless marriage, lives paycheck to paycheck with massive debt, loves the taste of cilantro, listens to Taylor Swift, thinks America's Got Talent is the pinnacle of TV, posts Minion memes, his stepchildren detest him, drinks hard seltzers, and his wife's boyfriend thinks he's gay.
Those ducks say a lot.
If anything I would use duck duck go.Google it, just don't let your wife find it in your search history, she'll apparently think you're gay.