Jersey Shore finale, TONIGHT!

[MotF Bane]

God she's gross. Nasty fake matted knotted weave. Fake tits. She's got cum dumpster written all over her. Im sure there is herpes to found.

If all you got from her was the herp, you'd have to consider yourself lucky.

 

[Spineshank]

I love this show as well. I have a friend that is from Point Pleasant and she constantly bitches about it.

Vinny actually seems like he is a half decent guy. The others...ehh not so much.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Good, its all over.

 

[scott916]

Good, its all over.

Back to obscurity with you!

Awesome. Can't wait.

 

[BrownShoes]

J-WOWW from 'Jersey Shore' has big plans
January 20, 2010 By VALERIE KELLOGG  

J-Woww owns her own house, runs her own company, and hopes to get her own TV show.

MTV's "Jersey Shore" may be wrapping up Thursday at 10, but don't expect the hit show's young, tanned, outrageous stars to fade away. They've got too much going on. Like Franklin Square resident Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley, the fierce, buxom, fun-loving Hamptons party promoter raised in upstate New York. At 24, she already owns her own house, runs her own company, plans to start her own fashion line and hopes to not only star in another season of "Jersey Shore" but get her own TV show. No wonder Ryan Seacrest wants to meet with Farley, and Playboy is knocking on her door.
 
How did you get your nickname?
I was at a club on Long Island. . . . Every time I would walk by the DJ booth the emcee would go, "Wow." A couple of months later, I saw him again at Neptunes. . . . So when I started working at Neptunes, they called me "Jenni Wow" . . . then it became "J-WOWW."
 
You've said you want to do a reality TV show in the Hamptons.
I would consider bringing the "Jersey Shore" to the Hamptons, or my own spinoff - focus on the day life and the night life and the beaches, everyday experiences, the life of the Hamptons person who likes to visit and get a share house.
 
How did you end up on Long Island?
I graduated with a bachelor's in computer programming upstate. . . . I decided to get a second bachelor's at the New York Institute of Technology in Old Westbury. I only have five credits left, but I went to do the show. I actually don't need them because I opened my own graphic design business, J-WOWW Designs. . . . I wanted to become a computer animator for Disney movies.
 
How were you able to buy a house so young?It was easy. I made a lot of money. I worked at a members-only cigar lounge. I ran that . . . I ran a VIP lounge at a nightclub, and I had my freelance business.
 
What's your clothing line going to be like?I want to make the edgy version of Diesel and Affliction for women - dresses, shirts, tank tops, jeans, jewelry. . . . It will probably be held off to summer.

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/j-woww-from-jersey-shore-has-big-plans-1.1715256

 

[James Bond]

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How did you end up on Long Island?
I graduated with a bachelor's in computer programming upstate. . . . I decided to get a second bachelor's at the New York Institute of Technology in Old Westbury. I only have five credits left, but I went to do the show. I actually don't need them because I opened my own graphic design business, J-WOWW Designs. . . . I wanted to become a computer animator for Disney movies.
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Wow who woulda guessed

 

[Andy22]

Sammi is the only girl that is really attractive. The others are pure skank.

 

[Fizzorin]

I'm surprised Gene Wilder let MTV film Oompa-Loompas in their natural habitat.

 

[dwell]

Such a depression show watching human garbage try to mate with other human garbage.

 

[BrownShoes]

One shot, bro!
One shot, bro!

I'm in jail, bro.

 

[murphy55d]

I'm surprised Gene Wilder let MTV film Oompa-Loompas in their natural habitat.

awesome.

 

[Sinsear]

I met the girl who got punched last week while I was working. She looks like a troll.

 

[BrownShoes]

I met the girl who got punched last week while I was working. She looks like a troll.

That good?

 

[dwell]

I met the girl who got punched last week while I was working. She looks like a troll.

That's the thing, I'm totally against violence against women and all, but when a male ape punches a female ape in the face I don't get quite the same feelings.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

So first thing I have to report is Vinny is Tiny! Skinny and short dude! TV makes him seem much bigger than he is.

The club was absolutely jammed with a line down the block. I've been working there over 2 years now and I've not seen lines like this. SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY HOES in the house.
At one point Vinny came upstairs to the part of the club where I work and went into the dj booth. The booth was instantly surrounded by 100 crazy bitches. I've never seen anything like it. It took myself an another bouncer to keep the girls back and create anything that could be considered breathing room for Vinny. The girls were pushing me trying to get by. They were vicious little creatures elbowing each other and jockeying for position to be "closer" . Several times I had to demand they give me some room. When they didn't comply I had to literally push them back.( Picture me arms spread wide 9 girls across 4 deep shoving htem all back at once. Sometimes it worked sometimes it didn't.) Fucking nuts I thought they were going to turn on me.

When Vinny decided to leave we had to go get a third bouncer for the maneuver. I pushed like 30 of these girls back to create a space for vinny to exit the booth. I felt like i was herding a flock of retards(oh wait I was). We formed a spear tip around Vinny pushing everyone back as we torpedoed through the crowds back down to his VIP area.

The rest of the night was a complete shit show. No I didn't get pics with him he left for the hotel before we closed.

 

[BrownShoes]

 

[nick1985]

Do these retards all have herpes yet?

 

[PricklyPete]

I just couldn't imagine this show being even close to funny.

 

[krylon]

So first thing I have to report is Vinny is Tiny! Skinny and short dude! TV makes him seem much bigger than he is.

The club was absolutely jammed with a line down the block. I've been working there over 2 years now and I've not seen lines like this. SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY HOES in the house.
At one point Vinny came upstairs to the part of the club where I work and went into the dj booth. The booth was instantly surrounded by 100 crazy bitches. I've never seen anything like it. It took myself an another bouncer to keep the girls back and create anything that could be considered breathing room for Vinny. The girls were pushing me trying to get by. They were vicious little creatures elbowing each other and jockeying for position to be "closer" . Several times I had to demand they give me some room. When they didn't comply I had to literally push them back.( Picture me arms spread wide 9 girls across 4 deep shoving htem all back at once. Sometimes it worked sometimes it didn't.) Fucking nuts I thought they were going to turn on me.

When Vinny decided to leave we had to go get a third bouncer for the maneuver. I pushed like 30 of these girls back to create a space for vinny to exit the booth. I felt like i was herding a flock of retards(oh wait I was). We formed a spear tip around Vinny pushing everyone back as we torpedoed through the crowds back down to his VIP area.

The rest of the night was a complete shit show. No I didn't get pics with him he left for the hotel before we closed.

i see no pics and a wall of shens text.

 

[Aharami]

how many girls did he go home with?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

i see no pics and a wall of shens text.

yes I typed all that for no reason.

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/01/22/news/doc4b59d8a979b7c643721047.txt

 

[IceBergSLiM]

how many girls did he go home with?

4 and they weren't that good looking at all. he had his choice of any girl in the club and I probably wouldn't have touched the girls he left with. But whatever if you watched the show he never pulled any hot ass.