Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[halik]

 

[norseamd]

Mind = blown When I was 14 I had to help my dad slaughter, hang, gut and scrape the 3 domesticated pigs we raised once for the hell of it. Made me the executioner because I had previously bitched and moaned about helping him kill and prep a dozen chickens for the freezer. Sink Hunter there got a better result than I did when I tapped the first one between the eyes point blank with .22magnum. The fucker just ran away! Guess I should have used a sink.

wondering if by law you would not have to do that shit even if your dad said so

 

[halik]

Mind = blown

When I was 14 I had to help my dad slaughter, hang, gut and scrape the 3 domesticated pigs we raised once for the hell of it. Made me the executioner because I had previously bitched and moaned about helping him kill and prep a dozen chickens for the freezer.
Sink Hunter there got a better result than I did when I tapped the first one between the eyes point blank with .22magnum. The fucker just ran away! Guess I should have used a sink.

This,
I've seen captive bolt guns not work after 2 tries.

 

[MtnMan]

wondering if by law you would not have to do that shit even if your dad said so

WTF, are you some candy ass city boy trustfarian?

What next, whine about doing homework, cleaning your room?

 

[norseamd]

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."- Adolf Hitler

what the fuck is this quote being used in relation to?

 

[disappoint]

 

[MtnMan]

what the fuck is this quote being used in relation to?

Really? You have to ask?

Because step #1 was to confiscate all guns.

 

[norseamd]

Really? You have to ask? Because step #1 was to confiscate all guns.

so you are for all races to have the right to militias and firearms?

 

[MtnMan]

so you are for all races to have the right to militias and firearms?

WTF does race have to do with it?

 

[kage69]

wondering if by law you would not have to do that shit even if your dad said so

I remember my mom not being too happy over it, but this was Maine. And not Portland either. Guys in my town were expected to be bagging their own deer and bear before high school. And no, that's not a joke. I can see the 'county mounty' giving me the stink eye, instead of my dad.

"The friggin hell is wrong with you? Don't you like bacon? Fuck off back to Boston ya pussy, and tell your folks quit wasting my time!"

*storms back to cruiser, peels out and leaves*

 

[norseamd]

WTF does race have to do with it?

do you read?

subject races?

you know like second class residents that might revolt against oppression and genocide?

 

[kage69]

Guys guys guys... I'm not blameless here but c'mon. This ain't the thread for that.

 

[norseamd]

Guys guys guys... I'm not blameless here but c'mon. This ain't the thread for that.

true

i was hoping for a single answer and not having to drag on a conversation

in fact i was already considering this was going on too long

 

[BladeVenom]

Because they breed like rabbits and destroy everything? Also, bacon.

Better to get them when they're that size too. The big ones have this issue with being hunted, and sometimes will try to kill you and/or your dogs.

Yep, it was attacking people. Here's the full youtube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

 

[Dr. Zaus]

too many words

 

[MagickMan]

exactly

why do that

Boar is delicious.

 

[mikeford]

Where did the thread about funny stuff go?

So sad, if only Jesus had been properly armed.

 

[shortylickens]

Where did the thread about funny stuff go?

So sad, if only Jesus had been properly armed.

Your FACE is funny!





Also, /r/forwardsfromgramma is good stuff.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Fritzo]

Really? You have to ask?

Because step #1 was to confiscate all guns.

I love the simplistic argument "Nazis came to power because they confiscated all the guns."

Gun confiscation was actually like #27 or #28 down the list. Step 1 to fear is when the government starts telling you you can't do normal things that you used to do with no problem, like leaving the country or going to church or associating with other races.

 

[Fritzo]

 

[Fritzo]

too many words

It's good to be the King...of the Jews...

 

[Fritzo]

This is untrue. Crystallization of water would break many of your cell walls, causing massive tissue damage. It's one of the biggest hurdles to cryogenic freezing.