Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[destrekor]

So I used the dead yourself app on a pic of my daughter immediately after she was born and it couldn't be more horrifying.

This is both LMAO :awe:

and WTF D:

 

[kinev]

So I used the dead yourself app on a pic of my daughter immediately after she was born and it couldn't be more horrifying.

"Quaid...Start the reactor. Free Mars..."

 

[Greenman]

never mind

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Ketchup]

Had to quote this one. Awesome takeoff, but I do find it interesting that the second you see the Mustang start his speed by, no more video. Maybe it was a 1/16th mile strip

 

[phucheneh]

The Smart really doesn't take off all that fast. Wheel-lifting drag launches tend to be tremendously more violent than that. If the Mustang had traction, it probably would've tree'd him.

Someone is just taking advantage of weight distribution for laughs. I wonder what they put in the back of that thing.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Fritzo]

 

[shortylickens]

(Yo mama) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[mcurphy]

 

[disappoint]

lol 404 tip not found

 

[Dr. Zaus]

 

[biostud]

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[gevorg]

 

[BladeVenom]

This shouldn't be funny, but it is.

On the plus side, at least we now know that Verne Troyer isn't a terrorist who hides explosives up his ass. Thanks TSA!

 

[John Connor]

ROFL!

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Sho'Nuff]

So I used the dead yourself app on a pic of my daughter immediately after she was born and it couldn't be more horrifying.

Pretty good likeness.

Props to whoever called it before me.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

lol 404 tip not found

Would be better if the check amount was $20.2 or $26.93

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Perfect placement on my news feed!

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Perfect placement on my news feed!

Haha! :thumbsup:

 

[highland145]