Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Gibsons]

Border Collies are the fuckin boss...


Brian

Could be a kelpie? I can't tell.

 

[CZroe]

Not sure why anyone would think those are the "funniest" but my friend's grandpa would answer any question you asked when he was asleep. My friend used to ask him crazy things, like "Hey, Pa! How many gophers do you have in you pants?" to which he would respond with a nonsense answer like "ahh... 'bout 34."

His answers were only nonsense if the question was nonsense. Most of the questions involved his lady friend/neighbor (another elderly woman). He'd bemoan her not letting him have sex or compare the size of her breasts to something when he'd never answer such questions while awake.

 

[CZroe]

http://youtu.be/c7B7r2dNZYA

 

[OutHouse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2OfCkCJg2E

Something else we can't have in the U.S.... too many lawsuits.

damn, looked like a scene from world war Z

 

[OutHouse]

Pretty retarded hauling setup right there.

"Hmm, maybe we should have something connecting the rear tires to the truck besides this huge beam.... We'll be good. Fuck it."

shows you know nothing about hauling heavy or oversized loads.

 

[Sonikku]

 

[dank69]

I loled at #2

14 for me

 

[Train]

Because fuck you.

 

[Pulsar]

Pretty retarded hauling setup right there.

"Hmm, maybe we should have something connecting the rear tires to the truck besides this huge beam.... We'll be good. Fuck it."

Uh, that's how loads that are too long for a trailer are towed.

The trick is to get the wheels on the rear trailer aligned correctly so that it travels straight. In the video, it's clear the trailer is walking to the side - it wasn't strapped down correct and it shifted on them.

 

[xBiffx]

Because fuck you.

The red oval did it for me. I would be lost otherwise. :whiste:

 

[John Connor]

LOL I know, if that read oval wasn't there I would be lost!

Another day at the DMV.

 

[chimaxi83]

Fuckin' love it :sneaky:


Stay in school kids, or you might be a single mother like this woman.

Explain your logic in arriving at the single mother conclusion, if it's not too hard for you.

 

[Phoenix86]

Explain your logic in arriving at the single mother conclusion, if it's not too hard for you.

Because there is only one of them. Do you see a pack of mothers?

:sneaky:

 

[Paratus]

Sure it's about ten years late but fuck it. I lol'd.

 

[MongGrel]

http://youtu.be/c7B7r2dNZYA

Needs to work on the moves a bit more

 

[MongGrel]

Mayne's sister?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Mayne's sister?

FTFY

 

[DesiPower]

lol at the way they run away

 

[Jodell88]

 

[John Connor]

There must be some serious violence in that building to put up a camera in the shiter. People are always being raped or what? unless of course it was placed there for this ass clownishness. :sneaky::whiste:

 

[CZroe]

There must be some serious violence in that building to put up a camera in the shiter. People are always being raped or what? unless of course it was placed there for this ass clownishness. :sneaky::whiste:

Uhh, it's obviously put there by the candid camera wanna-bes pulling the prank. Duh. You honestly thought they set that up and *didn't* intend to record it?!

 

[kage69]

Not any type of vertebrate.

Many vertebrates actually. It's basically a female cross between a possum and a shrew, displaying it's technique of traveling with young that makes the mother and brood look more like something not to fuck with, and less like a big ol bowl of fuzzy, crunchy sausages.

Think quail, although I guess quail need to stress speed more than deception. Size difference between young and hen is too great, so they just floor it.


Edit: Crap sorry Will, didn't see your post!

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

That's the cutest seizure I've ever seen.

 

[andylawcc]

FTFY

Zing!