Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[John Connor]

WTF!

 

[highland145]

LOL That's because the DM is a prick. "You killed my zombie hoard. How about a 100 lich, bitches?"

 

[xBiffx]

http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/29-pairs-of-eyebrow-fails-that-have-us-staring/

I dare you to look through these and not say "oh my God" or "wow".

Those duck faces....

 

[xBiffx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtVoC2g6sts&feature=youtu.be

My reaction:

 

[highland145]

My reaction:

The shit you'd do to survive....

I would like to see some science behind the practice before I tried it. Probably some 1k year old practical joke. Hey, if you blow in the cow's ass, you'll get more milk."

 

[xBiffx]

The shit you'd do to survive....

I would like to see some science behind the practice before I tried it. Probably some 1k year old practical joke. Hey, if you blow in the cow's ass, you'll get more milk."

Survive? I'm just fine with the cow's milk production absent the mouth to ass orchestra. I'll bet I can even survive on it. Putting my mouth on a cows ass however..... D:

 

[manimal]

daleks are preparing to exterimnate

 

[manimal]

 

[highland145]

daleks are preparing to exterimnate

Still want to go back to the opera?

 

[jagec]

daleks are preparing to exterimnate

Even NPR is forgetting commas these days.

 

[Fritzo]

My reaction:

My favorite quote in the comments:

"A thousand years ago someone played a joke and they never got it."

 

[skimple]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtVoC2g6sts&feature=youtu.be

Nice post for 40,000!

Better Nate than Lever, of course, being the worst post for a milestone.

 

[HN]

Better Nate than Lever, of course, being the worst post for a milestone.

It'd be a good one to go out on. like dropping a big ass mic with a nuclear explosion in the background and doves flying overhead.

 

[Thebobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtVoC2g6sts&feature=youtu.be

I can produce milk!

 

[raasco]

 

[HN]

 

[xBiffx]

^ Just lost my tea. ROFLMAO

 

[Imp]

Is that a toy or a cat? Because I swear I remember seeing a toe like that at Wal Mart way back when.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Is that a toy or a cat? Because I swear I remember seeing a toe like that at Wal Mart way back when.

Looks like a pug in a costume.

 

[shortylickens]

I guess MooseBear was correct.

But he's still a cuntbitch.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Imp]

Looks like a pug in a costume.

Here we go:

http://www.amazon.com/Bantha-Tusken-.../dp/B000BH1E8O

 

[shortylickens]

 

[CZroe]

Even NPR is forgetting commas these days.

There wouldn't be a comma there even if it were talking about the Doctor Who character. It is only offset with a comma when that name is being addressed.

 

[destrekor]

There wouldn't be a comma there even if it were talking about the Doctor Who character. It is only offset with a comma when that name is being addressed.

Yeah, that appears to be standard Headlinese.