Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[shortylickens]

 

[rsbennett00]

Whew, that was close, someone almost got stuck with an iphone instead of something useful.

 

[shortylickens]

VERY sad cooking


http://imgur.com/a/IbLTZ?gallery

 

[Chocu1a]

 

[andylawcc]

VERY sad cooking


http://imgur.com/a/IbLTZ?gallery

looks like ketchup is the prime ingredient in sad cooking

 

[Centauri]

AKA sugar

 

[MongGrel]

:sneaky:

 

[MongGrel]

 

[MongGrel]

 

[MongGrel]

My bro told my grandma, jokingly, he wanted 100 things from the dollar store for Christmas, grandma doesnt like being challenged

"Grandma grew up in a generation where you don't fuck around."

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[MongGrel]

*Bruce Lee mode on*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohshitfuckthathurtfuckfuck.

 

[phucheneh]

*Bruce Lee mode on*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohshitfuckthathurtfuckfuck.

There are very broken physics in that gif, it seems like. A typical 'karate board' or whatever is what, maybe like a half inch thick? Three-quarters? Made of some pissant wood, probably end-sawn so it snaps easy.

That dude punched with all his might into a board that was just laying there, with nothing to hold it from springing back up. And that fucker doesn't budge.

So, either a) shenanigans or b) this motherfucker was trying to punch through steel plate.

 

[BudAshes]

There are very broken physics in that gif, it seems like. A typical 'karate board' or whatever is what, maybe like a half inch thick? Three-quarters? Made of some pissant wood, probably end-sawn so it snaps easy.

That dude punched with all his might into a board that was just laying there, with nothing to hold it from springing back up. And that fucker doesn't budge.

So, either a) shenanigans or b) this motherfucker was trying to punch through steel plate.

Clearly he punches the part that has the step ladder underneath it.

 

[MongGrel]

I wasn't asking for an explanation.

I'll stand by my original.

 

[Fritzo]

VERY sad cooking


http://imgur.com/a/IbLTZ?gallery

That definitely made me sad

 

[MongGrel]

That definitely made me sad

*regrets looking*

 

[KillerBee]

There are very broken physics in that gif, it seems like. A typical 'karate board' or whatever is what, maybe like a half inch thick? Three-quarters? Made of some pissant wood, probably end-sawn so it snaps easy.

That dude punched with all his might into a board that was just laying there, with nothing to hold it from springing back up. And that fucker doesn't budge.

So, either a) shenanigans or b) this motherfucker was trying to punch through steel plate.

a quick "karate board fail" google brought up this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAeYDEBtbI

looks pretty bad - lol

 

[Pulsar]

Clearly he punches the part that has the step ladder underneath it.

But on top of that, the wood they break is ALWAYS endsawn, and many times it's pre-dried in an oven to make it more brittle.

 

[Pulsar]

a quick "karate board fail" google brought up this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAeYDEBtbI

looks pretty bad - lol

Derek is a douchebag.

 

[Fritzo]

But on top of that, the wood they break is ALWAYS endsawn, and many times it's pre-dried in an oven to make it more brittle.

NOW you tell me! :'(

 

[highland145]

NOW you tell me! :'(

~25 years ago, had a friend that broke both wrists. His Mom went to stay with him. "So, Mark, who's wiping your butt now?"

 

[Fritzo]

~25 years ago, had a friend that broke both wrists. His Mom went to stay with him. "So, Mark, who's wiping your butt now?"

I guess that's better than "How you going to crank it?"

 

[highland145]

I guess that's better than "How you going to crank it?"

Didn't think about that....Damn, what fun we could have had.