Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[rsbennett00]

WTF am I looking at?

The setup is people are asked to limbo blindfolded. Once blinded, the stick people run and resulting limboer is made to look like a fool. It's asinine and yet another cruel way humans torture each other.

 

[MongGrel]

Ah, that's where he went

Evil little guy.

 

[MongGrel]

The infamous frozen squirrel murder ploy!

It sounds odd, but it's not as odd as you would think. You see, she has TWO husbands... ONE of which, owns a squirrel.

They had to distinguish which.

Good lord, and in my county again.

Musta missed that one, go Florida D:

 

[Ruptga]

Just ran across this today, not sure if I should laugh or not.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...weets-YOLO-moments-dying-fiery-DUI-crash.html

 

[MarkXIX]

The fun is probably in convincing something who is NOT your underling to do stuff like that.

That trick is better with gallon Ziploc bags. Watching them try to zip up and seal the bag is phenomenal!

Also sending them to the supply shop for chemlight batteries is funny too.

 

[Markbnj]

Dude, thats clearly a photoshop.

Hilarious regardless.

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Spo...subterranean/story-25934936-detail/story.html

And yeah, still funny.

 

[corwin]

Just ran across this today, not sure if I should laugh or not.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...weets-YOLO-moments-dying-fiery-DUI-crash.html

Lol...and hell no I will not watch his damn video

 

[Hugh Jass]

The setup is people are asked to limbo blindfolded. Once blinded, the stick people run and resulting limboer is made to look like a fool. It's asinine and yet another cruel way humans torture each other.

Cruel? Really Torture? Really?

Please get a sense of humor...or off yourself...your choice.

 

[rsbennett00]

Cruel? Really Torture? Really?

Please get a sense of humor...or off yourself...your choice.

Alrighty then. I'll add your post to the list.

 

[rh71]

WTF am I looking at?

...another iphone guy doing a vertical video in the background

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Paladin3]

Hahahaha! Makes me want April to hurry up and get here.

 

[phucheneh]

What kind of basement of a basement of a basement's basement do you have to live in to even fucking get this?

Ban.

 

[Ichinisan]

What kind of basement of a basement of a basement's basement do you have to live in to even fucking get this?

Ban.

Game of Thrones is pretty fucking popular.

 

[Nograts]

Just ran across this today, not sure if I should laugh or not.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...weets-YOLO-moments-dying-fiery-DUI-crash.html

Fucking win for society right thuurrrrr. :awe:

I can rap too, see? No but seriously, is everybody a fucking rapper these days?

 

[jlee]

Game of Thrones is pretty fucking popular.

lol yeah, that was amazing.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Game of Thrones is pretty fucking popular.

I'm a huge fan of GoT, so I get that reference... but I've never actually played D&D, so I'm confused on that point. If you roll exactly the enemy's remaining HP, they win? What does rolling a 1 signify here?

 

[Ruptga]

I'm a huge fan of GoT, so I get that reference... but I've never actually played D&D, so I'm confused on that point. If you roll exactly the enemy's remaining HP, they win? What does rolling a 1 signify here?

Do these provide some context?





(and if you go to those pages, look for the red button at the bottom)

 

[Dr. Zaus]

My Autistic brother Bobby said just sang all of God Bless America (pitch perfectly).

me: "Bobby, why did you do that"
bobby "Because I sing God Bless America"
me: "Yes, but WHY did you sing it"
bobby: "Because I am an American!"
Me: "Granma, do you know why Bobby just sang God Bless America"
Bobby: "It was in Honor For the Late Kate Smith"
Granma: "Did Kate Smith die?"
Bobby: "Yes, she die in 1986"

 

[Paladin3]

What kind of basement of a basement of a basement's basement do you have to live in to even fucking get this?

Ban.

Notice he didn't ask to have the funny explained to him? He musta got it!

 

[Paladin3]

I'm a huge fan of GoT, so I get that reference... but I've never actually played D&D, so I'm confused on that point. If you roll exactly the enemy's remaining HP, they win? What does rolling a 1 signify here?

Play dumb all you want, but we know the truth, heh.

In D&D a d20 is what you usually roll to determine the success of an attack or skill attempt. A natural 20 usually means success, while a natural 1 almost always means spectacular failure. Sometimes a failure so bad that it has rather ugly consequences.

"Elia Martell. I killed her children. Then I raped her. Then I smashed her head in... like this!"

 

[Newbian]

Why must man twist nature to create such horrors?

 

[Paladin3]

Why must man twist nature to create such horrors?

This I do not understand. Breeders are a breed apart. There are so many awesome dogs out there, why create animals with such a narrow gene pool that they are sure to have health problems because of it.

 

[drebo]

Also applies to small children,

 

[andylawcc]

breeders are not the problem, it's the people who buys from them. They are the root of evil.