A key that can open many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is just a shitty lock.
I will use this next time I see a slut-walk. Also, Guys are NOT upset about sluts... unless they are trying to impress a woman. A great deal of anti-woman aggression is social-sexual competition.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and
cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.