Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[disappoint]

Only some strange Christian-like cults believe that God screwed Joseph's wife. That's kinda the whole point of Immaculate Conception. I can't recall if it's Mormons or Masons or Jehovah's Witnesses or what who believe she was knocked-up by God physically somehow.

Really? That's cute. I want to draw an old rotary dial telephone in that pic of Joseph and see how many don't notice that it is out of place in that scene.

Either that or a calendar on the wall with one of the many dates the JW delusional and tract society named would be the apocalypse with all the dates Xed out including that one.

 

[Strk]

video of the clever girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaztQK9If0

And they still didn't lock the door afterwards.

 

[disappoint]

And they still didn't lock the door afterwards.

Can't really tell without knowing the manufacturer of the car. I know in most cars red/orange means it's still unlocked but from what I hear that doesn't apply to all cars. Not sure if that's true.

 

[Sonikku]

:wub:

 

[Phoenix86]

:wub:

 

[gevorg]

http://heeeeeeeey.com

 

[Jodell88]

 

[SeaSerpent]

 

[SlowSpyder]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

 

[CZroe]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

At least the slingshot itself was very safe.

 

[Newell Steamer]

 

[Nograts]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

Holy shit! :O

 

[biostud]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

I nearly did the same with an air rifle. I fired a shot and it deflected back on one of my fingers. Very lucky it didn't hit one of my eyes.

 

[Sonikku]

I've been lied to my entire life. :'(

Time to sue for $100,000! :awe:

 

[KeithTalent]

Ugh, this fucking thread is painful now.

KT

 

[rsbennett00]

I've been lied to my entire life. :'(

Time to sue for $100,000! :awe:

Doesn't it depend on the branch or are they all the same?

 

[Nograts]

Doesn't it depend on the branch or are they all the same?

Depends on branch, and captain is a pretty low rank in army/marines but fairly high in the Navy.

 

[Sonikku]

The insignia for Captain in the Army isn't Stripes at all. Clearly they were going for the Navy variant.

 

[Puppies04]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

Should have hit him in the balls then maybe he wouldn't have been able to pass on his stupid genes.

 

[HN]

Depends on branch, and captain is a pretty low rank in army/marines but fairly high in the Navy.

they were going for matching the shape of the cereal

 

[ImpulsE69]

Slingshot fail (little bit of blood in this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC0hiDi21Q

The consensus is the slingshot thing is fake. I've watched many of this guys videos, so I was skeptical it was fake, but there is plenty of evidence if you watch it a few times. (plus apparently he admitted it, but I can't find that). BTW this guy makes some pretty bad ass slingshot/catapults.

 

[manimal]

Ugh, this fucking thread is painful now.

KT

could someone go trough the thread and delete ALL TEXT and keep the pictures? These trolls are getting annoying.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

could someone go trough the thread and delete ALL TEXT and keep the pictures? These trolls are getting annoying.

Agreed.

 

[rsbennett00]

could someone go trough the thread and delete ALL TEXT and keep the pictures? These trolls are getting annoying.

That would be awesome. Since I don't come for the images, I could ignore the thread entirely.

 

[HN]

can't remember the last time i had a peep, so not sure what these would taste like