Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[manimal]

He he, come at me Broh.

:biggrin:

murder most fowl

 

[RampantAndroid]

Looks like the bird got the kid pretty good on his cheek. Nuts.

 

[OCNewbie]

If cartoons have ever taught me anything cutting a circle in ice like that with ice skates never ends badly so I would imagine a chain saw would make it even better.

I'm only sharing this because it wasn't obvious to me at first (I was waiting for the ice to break apart or something), but I think he's using the chainsaw as propulsion? Looks fun.

 

[gevorg]

iphone tweak that changes wallpaper on certain times of day:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That would be funnier if it were Giuliani. No one milks 9/11 like that guy.

 

[halik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3inqbUfD8

 

[disappoint]

 

[biostud]

 

[Pulsar]

Sad part is that this is true - schools tell kids not to call it that because it's offensive.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Sad part is that this is true - schools tell kids not to call it that because it's offensive.

First of all, why is "not being offensive" now considered "sad?"

Secondly, it's been this way forever. 30 years ago in Hickville, Michigan, we called it "sitting cross-legged." The only reason I know it's been called sitting "Indian style" is because I read a lot of children's books from the '30s and '40s.

Thirdly, what's REALLY offensive is that "criscross-applesauce" is somehow the preferred term vs. "cross-legged" for anybody over the age of 3.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

 

[corwin]

I don't think the old "go out with your ugly girlfriend" trick is a modern tool

 

[skyking]

I don't think the old "go out with your ugly girlfriend" trick is a modern tool

Gigi and Kendall are the girls in the photo, and the humor is that modern "tool" between them.

 

[corwin]

Gigi and Kendall are the girls in the photo, and the humor is that modern "tool" between them.

Well that works too...but taking your ugly girlfriend with you to make you look better is an old trick that would apply just as well

 

[biostud]

 

[Fritzo]

Well THAT'S inspiring!

 

[disappoint]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[kage69]

Is that bird edible? Because it would have been in my pot.

Well they're all edible, just not always tasty or easy to cut with a fork.

Looked like a nice chubby grouse, good meal for you and the ski buddies actually. Grab below head, spin ass end around in a sharp 360, after the *pop/snap*, hand off to the friend who owes you the most in Apres drinks and tell him to find tarragon and get plucking. Profit.

 

[kage69]

That would be funnier if it were Giuliani. No one milks 9/11 like that guy.

Yes, that would be funny.

With W, it's a lot closer to sadness and incredulity.

 

[Puppies04]

Chad drew the short straw in the school science project....

 

[rudder]

Damn I need to get back to the gym. A one-armed lady can lift more than me.