Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[deadlyapp]

Hey, at least they were smart enough to remove the cardboard sheet. That says a lot.

I actually prefer my pizzas cooked on the cardboard sheet. I'm not a big fan of the crispier crust and the cardboard seems to keep it a bit undercooked, just to my liking.

 

[mikeford]

Looks staged to me, that close to heating element on the bottom would have burned and smoked like crazy. Why would the "melt" be in the middle, lowest temp area of the pizza.

 

[CZroe]

Looks staged to me, that close to heating element on the bottom would have burned and smoked like crazy. Why would the "melt" be in the middle, lowest temp area of the pizza.

I figured that only the top heating element was on.

 

[MongGrel]

Missing blood pudding/sausage

Yep, needs it for that bangers and beans effect.

 

[Phoenix86]

Hey, at least they were smart enough to remove the cardboard sheet. That says a lot.

You say that, but I bet you have never made a nuclear explosion made of pizza.

 

[SAWYER]

 

[lxskllr]

Living with people, these poor animals are becoming stupid by the hour...

Shows how much you know. He's gonna do it til he evolves glide flaps on his legs. Who's stupid now?!

 

[manimal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Sd0bwSo5c

 

[ImpulsE69]

Ow, looks like he broke a wrist or an arm in that.

 

[Anubis]

 

[Anubis]

 

[DesiPower]

Shows how much you know. He's gonna do it til he evolves glide flaps on his legs. Who's stupid now?!

aww... did I hurt you? I am so sorry, I did not intend to hurt you feelings, I hope you cat can comfort you tonight

 

[OCNewbie]

Another tire hits person video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BivYc4XDVe8

I'm trying to find a full video of the GIF above where the Asian lady almost gets it.

 

[balloonshark]

I'm trying to find a full video of the GIF above where the Asian lady almost gets it.

This is the best I've found so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaistEPoIk8

 

[OCNewbie]

This is the best I've found so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaistEPoIk8

Thanks!

 

[skyking]

neighbor's truck has a big dent in it from a runaway. He was trapped between cars, saw it coming for him but nothing to do but duck!

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[RampantAndroid]

I...don't get it.

 

[zebrax2]

I'm guessing that's about fallout 4 countdown.

 

[Sonikku]

 

[SphinxnihpS]

 

[OCNewbie]

If that was real, bunny-finger man wouldn't be here anymore

 

[norseamd]

If that was real, bunny-finger man wouldn't be here anymore

Exactly what I was thinking when I was watching that.