Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[shortylickens]

 

[Ichinisan]

Science: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

 

[shortylickens]

Science: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

They invented Photoshop.

 

[Balt]

Thinking about toilet training my kitties sometime. Apparently if you teach them to flush they will do it all the time even when they are not going to the bathroom.

The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

 

[Charmonium]

I love how the bird's head starts going in circles before the ball goes in. :biggrin:

I missed that but you're right. It's like he's thinking 'cmon, cmon, oh yes YES!!!'

 

[SKORPI0]

Took me a second and realized that it's a Photoshop.
source --> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sarah-DeRemer-Art/240474417016?sk=photos_stream

Here are the parent's doing the nasty. :biggrin::awe:

 

[SAWYER]

 

[MongGrel]

wtf is going on here?

That's how orthopedics do their thing

Yep, I used to even rework some of the surgery room equipment.

It's scary seeing how some things like hip replacement tools have been beat on in a surgery room.

 

[kage69]

The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

So milking is out of the question?

 

[IronWing]

Good reflexes!

 

[clamum]

Ghetto costumes

At least the one on the left is a bit funny. The one on the right is the lamest, most cliche fucking costume ever, loved by frat douches around the country.

 

[Charmonium]

At least the one on the left is a bit funny. The one on the right is the lamest, most cliche fucking costume ever, loved by frat douches around the country.

This would have been better. Gotta love the classics.

 

[Auric]

I missed that but you're right. It's like he's thinking 'cmon, cmon, oh yes YES!!!'

They are willing it into the goal like a golfer or bowler. :awe:

 

[kage69]

I'm the process of planning to attend a pair of weddings in October, and remembered this gem. Supposedly one of my college buddies was in attendance, and this found it's way to me.

Quite possibly the bestest best man speech I've ever heard, this guy just owns it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hGh7tP_xrc

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Fire&Blood]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

 

[Fritzo]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

Is that what you came for? Not sure how that's a burn?

 

[CZroe]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

What "burn?" It sounded like one of the judges called him "Niiiiick" with about 1:05 remaining, but I didn't understand that to know if it's a burn.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Printer Bandit]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

have you fapped to her BJ sex tape?

 

[DesiPower]

Da bro code!

 

[Bird222]

Da bro code!

She looked at that phone quick as hell!

 

[Ns1]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

for the love of god, nobody click on this link. you will not get your 5:49 back.

 

[Atreus21]

 

[Mai72]