Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[SKORPI0]

Kickstarter --> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1453845642/haphead-a-near-future-videogame-subculture-webseri
Movie --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7QPkgzXpc8 (720p/1080p), http://haphead.com/watch/

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Don't dismiss this one instantly, watch from beginning but listen at 1:05 for
one of best burns in a PG-rated show, the rest of the clip isn't too bad either.
What makes it special is how perfectly thinly veiled it is,
only the facial expression of the judge delivering the burn gives it away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qee-rB5JzTw

He's pointing to the potential for a joke about teenager pre-mature ejaculation. "is that all you came for"

Which he took to mean "you ejaculated in your pants for a peck on the cheek?"

though you've got to dig into it to find anything.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

dupe post.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

"My BF's reaction when I ask for sex..."


This must be gay joke, right?

 

[Howard]

"My BF's reaction when I ask for sex..."


This must be gay joke, right?

News at 6: women no longer exist in this man's world.

 

[Svnla]

I like 1, 7, and 9.

Supergirl by fans = http://www.dorkly.com/post/72960/15-ridiculously-great-pieces-of-supergirl-fan-art

 

[KMFJD]

 

[IronWing]

Funny, we were just discussing this last week. He is an alien banging earth chicks, infiltrating our media, and bringing the civil war of his homeworld to our shores. He's like the original gray.

 

[Sonikku]

 

[IronWing]

Smart girl. I never went quite that far to steal food.

 

[John Connor]

Would date!

 

[SKORPI0]

Smart girl. I never went quite that far to steal food.

http://totalfratmove.com/smoking-ho...nto-cafeteria-for-free-refill/comment-page-3/Smoking Hot, Innovative Blonde Chick Sneaks Empty Milk Carton Into Cafeteria For Free Refill

 

[John Connor]

She probably has a mini-fridge full of free shit...

LMAO!

 

[Fritzo]

People have been doing stuff like that for years. We had a full set of dishes and cutlery from our cafeteria, as well as full two liters of Coke

 

[GasX]

Kickstarter --> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1453845642/haphead-a-near-future-videogame-subculture-webseri
Movie --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7QPkgzXpc8 (720p/1080p), http://haphead.com/watch/

Thanks - I enjoyed that

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Jodell88]

Questions Season 2: Episode 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E02MSA1Q_Z0

 

[Fritzo]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Newell Steamer]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

That guy is a whole other level of drunk.

 

[Gryz]

That guy is a whole other level of drunk.

The pedestrian ?
He's on a pedestrian crossing. Cars are supposed to stop. Mandatory. Isn't that the case in the US ? He doesn't seem drunk. He just seems like a stubborn old man.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The pedestrian ?
He's on a pedestrian crossing. Cars are supposed to stop. Mandatory. Isn't that the case in the US ? He doesn't seem drunk. He just seems like a stubborn old man.

Cars are absolutely supposed to stop. But if you step out in front of a car going 45 mph and they don't have time to react, it doesn't matter how "right" you are. Those painted lines aren't a force field, and they don't absolve you of the basic precaution of "will I get killed if I do this?"

 

[shortylickens]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

The pedestrian ?
He's on a pedestrian crossing. Cars are supposed to stop. Mandatory. Isn't that the case in the US ? He doesn't seem drunk. He just seems like a stubborn old man.

Semi going the other way didn't stop either. So I'm guessing it's not a magic all-cars-must-stop zone like you're thinking.

Here, we have crosswalks at intersections, and lights.