Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Ruptga]

Pathetic attempt at humor. I see none.

Try this one.

Failing that, try looking in a mirror.

 

[disappoint]

Pathetic attempt at humor. I see none.

awww did somebody hurt your little fairy tale belieber feelings?

 

[John Connor]

Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.

 

[disappoint]

Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.

I hope that doesn't mean you want to cut people. You know, for your sake. It's you I'm worried about here. I'm not a tree, I have nothing to worry about.

 

[John Connor]

When was the last time you went to Sunday school or even Bible study?

Don't want to hijack the thread, but I went outside for a smoke, looked at the moon and the stars and the apple tree and laughed. This is too perfect.

 

[disappoint]

When was the last time you went to Sunday school or even Bible study?

Don't want to hijack the thread, but I went outside for a smoke, looked at the moon and the stars and the apple tree and laughed. This is too perfect.

Then perhaps we can finish this discussion in PM, or you can start a new thread on Sunday schools and Bible study. I have been to both.

 

[shortylickens]

http://i.imgur.com/vL7HaAh.webm


Is also a cute.

 

[mikeymikec]

Yup, 'tis tricky, being omnipotent.

http://oglaf.com/leverage/
http://oglaf.com/leverage/2/

NSFW (images/text).

 

[disappoint]

Yup, 'tis tricky, being omnipotent.

http://oglaf.com/leverage/
http://oglaf.com/leverage/2/

NSFW (images/text).

haha, that's great. But you just made the other (more real) omnipotent overlord (the NSA) look at toon porn.

 

[JackBurton]

:thumbsup:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Svnla]

Football related = http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/da...p-demarco-murray-in-top-25-fan-made-memes.ece

 

[Fritzo]

:hmm:

The older and wiser I get, the more I realize that it's counterproductive to chastise people's beliefs. If they're not hurting you, why do you have to insult them? To show you're superior and more intelligent than them? Also, if you're imposing your belief that all religions are fairy tails on other people, aren't you doing the same thing you fear they'll do to you?

How religious discussions go with me:
"I pray to the one true God to get what I want!"
"Yeah, that's cool. I'm sure it will work out. Wanna beer?"

</philosophy>

 

[Train]

:hmm:

The older and wiser I get, the more I realize that it's counterproductive to chastise people's beliefs. If they're not hurting you, why do you have to insult them? To show you're superior and more intelligent than them? Also, if you're imposing your belief that all religions are fairy tails on other people, aren't you doing the same thing you fear they'll do to you?

How religious discussions go with me:
"I pray to the one true God to get what I want!"
"Yeah, that's cool. I'm sure it will work out. Wanna beer?"

</philosophy>

Mr. Burns: Why is that man in pink?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.

 

[Ruptga]

:hmm:

The older and wiser I get, the more I realize that it's counterproductive to chastise people's beliefs. If they're not hurting you, why do you have to insult them? To show you're superior and more intelligent than them? Also, if you're imposing your belief that all religions are fairy tails on other people, aren't you doing the same thing you fear they'll do to you?

How religious discussions go with me:
"I pray to the one true God to get what I want!"
"Yeah, that's cool. I'm sure it will work out. Wanna beer?"

</philosophy>

Sure it's a waste of time, but isn't that what we're all here for?

More seriously, I wanted to post that one when I first saw it but I didn't because, though it's a sick burn, this isn't really the thread for that. Of course it got posted anyway and if JC had responded with another sick burn (LOL as if) instead of a high horse and a pouty lip I would have just laughed it off. I don't really care if people think differently than I do, especially if they can be clever while doing so, but if they're going to be a bitch about it I can't help but want to poke back at them.

 

[Ruptga]

But who cares about that shit anyway?

Is it safe to let cats into your bedroom?

 

[Fritzo]

Sure it's a waste of time, but isn't that what we're all here for?

More seriously, I wanted to post that one when I first saw it but I didn't because, though it's a sick burn, this isn't really the thread for that. Of course it got posted anyway and if JC had responded with another sick burn (LOL as if) instead of a high horse and a pouty lip I would have just laughed it off. I don't really care if people think differently than I do, especially if they can be clever while doing so, but if they're going to be a bitch about it I can't help but want to poke back at them.

I'm just pointing something out so we can all be friends and drink beer

Back to funny things involving cats and stuff!

 

[destrekor]

I'm just pointing something out so we can all be friends and drink beer

Back to funny things involving cats and stuff!

hooray beer! :beer:

I'm sure Zim Hosein would approve of this message!

I miss the :beer: emoticon. So handy, i'twas.


edit: because

 

[Ruptga]

 

[destrekor]

Aha, Locut0s is a trustworthy individual! He likes beer!

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[SKORPI0]

Looks like the white car kept taking the lane of the motorcyclist, weaving and changing lanes.
Youtube video -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHqORtBvco
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-karma-hit-back-angry-5325720

 

[disappoint]

:hmm:
The older and wiser I get, the more I realize that it's counterproductive to chastise people's beliefs.

The older and wiser I get the more I realize it's fucking hilarious when people with huge unearned egos get told by a 10 year old.