Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[disappoint]

 

[XavierMace]

Don't worry we feel the same way about you.

 

[disappoint]

Don't worry we feel the same way about you.

The feeling is barely mutual.

Feelings for me? But you don't even know me!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=joke

 

[Train]

my first thought was "good coloring job! you stayed inside the lines!"

/parent

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The feeling is barely mutual.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Drako]

LOL, WTF was that for?

 

[biostud]

Why pandas are endangered

https://www.facebook.com/shanghaiist/videos/10153756350256030/

 

[DesiPower]

 

[gevorg]

 

[Brian Stirling]

OMG that made me laugh hard!


Brian

 

[dave_the_nerd]

mmm... pie.

 

[blackangst1]

*pi

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Anything after 160 on the Stanford–Binet is meaningless. Which of course has anything to do with an online IQ test; which itself has anything to do with the ability to memorize a sequence of numbers; which itself has anything to do with procreating; which itself has anything to do with the actual experiences of this person; and which even if his idea were enacted would, by definition, change the definition of a 100 IQ thus again halving the birthing pool again arbitrarily.


This is so precisely wrong I think it's fake.

 

[Matthiasa]

*pi

Because that was the kids only mistake...

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

You can have an IQ of 220 - It doesn't exactly matter if you're explaining this to me while taking my order at Chipotle or while bringing me my food at a restaurant at the age of 25. You lost the game of life, no matter how high your insignificant number is, you obviously failed in life.

 

[Strk]

You can have an IQ of 220 - It doesn't exactly matter if you're explaining this to me while taking my order at Chipotle or while bringing me my food at a restaurant at the age of 25. You lost the game of life, no matter how high your insignificant number is, you obviously failed in life.

But the prestige of a degree in Sanskrit is priceless!

 

[skimple]

But the prestige of a degree in Sanskrit is priceless!

When the aliens return, those of us who know their language will be revered by the masses.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You can have an IQ of 220 - It doesn't exactly matter if you're explaining this to me while taking my order at Chipotle or while bringing me my food at a restaurant at the age of 25. You lost the game of life, no matter how high your insignificant number is, you obviously failed in life.

What if said genius is working part time at Chiptole to support his life as a surf bum (or ski bum) because his sole desire in life is to catch the perfect wave or find the perfect slope? Isn't living life your own way to have as much fun as possible winning? Maybe it's not who dies with the most toys, it's who gets to spend the most time playing with them.

 

[Fritzo]

You can have an IQ of 220 - It doesn't exactly matter if you're explaining this to me while taking my order at Chipotle or while bringing me my food at a restaurant at the age of 25. You lost the game of life, no matter how high your insignificant number is, you obviously failed in life.

I have an unproveable higher IQ number than that, so I'm even more coolawesomeemer (My IQ is so high I just made a new word that express the importance of my IQ level).

 

[shortylickens]

Einstein was a patent clerk.

 

[Atreus21]

Cat in shock!

Looking at this again.

This must've been very risky for the cat because they'd have had to compress the spring before removal from the car. You can see the clamps. Wow.

Edit: I've elected to remove the quoted gif considering its size.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

What if said genius is working part time at Chiptole to support his life as a surf bum (or ski bum) because his sole desire in life is to catch the perfect wave or find the perfect slope? Isn't living life your own way to have as much fun as possible winning? Maybe it's not who dies with the most toys, it's who gets to spend the most time playing with them.

I would say have at it.

When you're 35 and can't surf worth a shit anymore from old age, still living out of a trailer, and enjoy amazing cuisine like a can of beans then by all means. Have at it if it tickles your fancy.

Some people worry about today, while others worry about tomorrow (and 20 years down the line). To each their own.

 

[shortylickens]

I spent my whole life worrying about tomorrow. I have almost no cool stories, no friends, no job, and no prospects.

I wish I had instead worried about today. I'd probably be in the exact same place but I'd have some nice memories to look back on.

 

[Train]

I like to think the people who really have it figured out are the ones who worry about today AND tomorrow.

Sure it's fun to live in the now, but if you don't think ahead you can royally fuck yourself.