Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Ns1]

5/7 for these two:

 

[shortylickens]

Florida Man

 

[Newbian]

Sooo...is God a rapist?

Can you blame him?

I mean look how she was dressed.

 

[Tweak155]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Ns1]

^^

the fuck

 

[highland145]

^^

the fuck

Crazy eyes, for sure.

He'll probably get more offers with that shirt on.

 

[Sonikku]

Never put your dick in crazy.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I would get a shirt like that made as a joke... if I thought "omg crazy girlfriend!!!" was actually funny.

But I've gone to much longer (more expensive) lengths as a joke, so...

 

[Train]

I would get a shirt like that made as a joke... if I thought "omg crazy girlfriend!!!" was actually funny.

But I've gone to much longer (more expensive) lengths as a joke, so...

Would be a total conversation starter.

One time in college me and a friend went to good will and got the most ridiculous t-shirts possible. Mine was bright yellow, way too tight, and had the 70's style sparkly letters, with the words "Sexy grandpa" on it.

This happened about 20 times that night:
drunk chick: you're not a grandpa!
me: how do you know?
drunk chick: tee hee hee, you're so funny!

 

[KMFJD]

thought that was will wheaton for a second

 

[Charmonium]

thought that was will wheaton for a second

Whil Wheaton as a clown. Seems appropriate somehow.

 

[Anubis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM

 

[Jaepheth]

Laughing my face off

 

[dank69]

Communion on the go:

 

[Fritzo]

Communion on the go:

Ha...that's kind of cool!

 

[CZroe]

The whole point is supposed to be that they are breaking Jesus' body (bread) and distributing it with his blood (wine) amongst themselves (believers) so that they may live (eat) due to his sacrifice (death on the cross). Even the name "communion" implies that it the sharing of a resource. Individually packaged pieces that were never broken by anyone present runs entirely counter to the point. No one broke that bread to distribute it.

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[EOM]

source? story?

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Jeff7]

The whole point is supposed to be that they are breaking Jesus' body (bread) and distributing it with his blood (wine) amongst themselves (believers) so that they may live (eat) due to his sacrifice (death on the cross). Even the name "communion" implies that it the sharing of a resource. Individually packaged pieces that were never broken by anyone present runs entirely counter to the point. No one broke that bread to distribute it.

A machine, designed and built by people, broke the bread. Statistically speaking, it is likely that a majority of those taking part in its distribution were believers. The wine/grape juice/jelly was likely made in a vat or large industrial pot, so it's part of a shared resource.

Leave it sealed in the package for 3 days before eating it if that helps.

 

[DesiPower]

http://imgur.com/gallery/Lkdei

 

[Dr. Zaus]

The whole point is supposed to be that they are breaking Jesus' body (bread) and distributing it with his blood (wine) amongst themselves (believers) so that they may live (eat) due to his sacrifice (death on the cross). Even the name "communion" implies that it the sharing of a resource. Individually packaged pieces that were never broken by anyone present runs entirely counter to the point. No one broke that bread to distribute it.

Not in all traditions. As a baptist I was told that communion had no deeper spiritual connectivity, but was rather a symbolic gesture that was about your individual relationship with Christ.

 

[DesiPower]