John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
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Should have said something like:
'My dearest beloved. I seen a creepy crawler monster in the shower and decided to pull a Man vs Wild and pluck it from its only known territory and chuck it into my mouth of whence puss and blood spewed from my mouth all over the shower.
Your mission should you chose to accept it is to clean the shower of said puss and blood.'
Love,
Babe
LMAO!
'My dearest beloved. I seen a creepy crawler monster in the shower and decided to pull a Man vs Wild and pluck it from its only known territory and chuck it into my mouth of whence puss and blood spewed from my mouth all over the shower.
Your mission should you chose to accept it is to clean the shower of said puss and blood.'
Love,
Babe
LMAO!