Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[KMFJD]

 

[shortylickens]

dark humor

 

[Newbian]

Vr is getting too real.

 

[zinfamous]

Thoughts on this:

1 - "I bought you dinner so now you should have sex with me" <- Why not simply buy a prostitute's services? Quicker and easier.
2 - "I only buy dinner for women so they'll have sex with me" <- Healthy relationship with the opposite sex you have there! /s
3 - If the woman picks up the bill, do men who buy into this scenario get all nervous because they think there's a strap-on involved at the end of the night? If a bit of pegging isn't desirable to the guy, does he run screaming out of the restaurant at this point?
4 - If the man picks up the bill, should the woman feel obligated to have sex with him at some point? If she doesn't have sex with him soon enough, is he going to get pissy about it? Is this really the atmosphere of enjoyment and getting to know someone you were aiming for?
5 - I'm sure that Blue_Max has some statistics handy about the frequency of "pretend to like a guy in that way, agree to have dinner with him then turn him down after he's paid for dinner" because reasons, or perhaps, "post dinner regret".

Overall, the author of this meme makes me think "creep factor five".

yeah, but: c'mon man, it's still funny. We can still laugh.

sigh....

 

[Dr. Zaus]

yeah, but: c'mon man, it's still funny. We can still laugh.

sigh....

Being a nazi in response to nazis demands no one laughs.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[PottedMeat]

kasparov is lucky the FSB didn't make them polonium jizzing dongcopters

...i wonder what kind of nicknames that security guy has now lol.

 

[mikeymikec]

Escape kitty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1wS8z3R62Q

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Thoughts on this:

1 - "I bought you dinner so now you should have sex with me" <- Why not simply buy a prostitute's services? Quicker and easier.
2 - "I only buy dinner for women so they'll have sex with me" <- Healthy relationship with the opposite sex you have there! /s
3 - If the woman picks up the bill, do men who buy into this scenario get all nervous because they think there's a strap-on involved at the end of the night? If a bit of pegging isn't desirable to the guy, does he run screaming out of the restaurant at this point?
4 - If the man picks up the bill, should the woman feel obligated to have sex with him at some point? If she doesn't have sex with him soon enough, is he going to get pissy about it? Is this really the atmosphere of enjoyment and getting to know someone you were aiming for?
5 - I'm sure that Blue_Max has some statistics handy about the frequency of "pretend to like a guy in that way, agree to have dinner with him then turn him down after he's paid for dinner" because reasons, or perhaps, "post dinner regret".

Overall, the author of this meme makes me think "creep factor five".

Find me a woman that will pick up the tab for both parties on a first date. That's gotta be more rare than our current president not saying something stupid.

It's just funny to point out the hypocrisy of feminist women. We want "equal rights", but don't take away our current gender privileges!

 

[Crono]

Avocados from Mexicooo
(damn, that jingle works)

 

[Thebobo]

Full screen audio up!

 

[destrekor]

kasparov is lucky the FSB didn't make them polonium jizzing dongcopters

...i wonder what kind of nicknames that security guy has now lol.

Hey baby, wanna slap my dong around?

 

[Crono]

kasparov is lucky the FSB didn't make them polonium jizzing dongcopters

...i wonder what kind of nicknames that security guy has now lol.

Cock Blocker

 

[destrekor]

Cock Blocker

Once a friend, partly in jest, referred to him as a cock blocker. He grew to take that phrase to heart, and spent hours perfecting his defensive abilities to take on the greatest cock blockers of all time. He'd soon show the opposition that they had literally nothing on his blocking of the cock.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

would be better of they had briefcases and one was holding a long cane, wearing dark sunglasses.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

That's really the point.

First, we make decisions based on what economists call "total welfare" when, really, it's based on GDP growth... and policies that only grow welfare in that more people are on it.

But it's also that no one buys such hamburgers. A man can only consume so many resources, so the uber-wealthy are actually kings of invented wealth.

 

[biostud]

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[Crono]

Who doesn't love a good food truck? Mobile buffet for raccoons. Though I'd rather be this dog.

 

[Newbian]

 

[Sonikku]