Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[destrekor]

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Seriously these are being shown as new men's fashion. OMG kill me now.

To be fair, that is certainly NOT designed to be a new fashion statement. I'm fairly certain these designers sometimes go out of their way to design the most hideous costume possible, and are in constant competition to one-up each other. From time to time they put something remotely fashionable, but it's like one big circle jerk of "what can I do with this material that's unique, edgy, and likely hideous?"

 

[Charmonium]

Here kitty, kitty.

 

[Svnla]

Too hot to handle

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Paratus]

 

[Zanovar]

Jesus.that is going to give me nightmares

 

[Thebobo]

Think this one is real?

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

Let's all stand behind a 747 that's about to take off....

https://gfycat.com/ZigzagGenerousEasteuropeanshepherd

 

[KMFJD]

Think this one is real?

While we where setting up camp in the outback we came upon one of these

It was the size of a diner plate and it was fast....

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Nothing would drive me more to invest in a flamethrower than seeing one of those.

 

[Thebobo]

Let's all stand behind a 747 that's about to take off....

https://gfycat.com/ZigzagGenerousEasteuropeanshepherd

That's on my bucket list. But the nanays will probably stop it because lawyers, someone could get hurt and sue someone.

 

[deustroop]

I bet you 20 dollars that guy takes it in the butt.

lol
That's what I call insight.

 

[SKORPI0]

Think this one is real?

While we where setting up camp in the outback we came upon one of these

It was the size of a diner plate and it was fast....

ATOT needs the help of Syringer...... quick!!!

 

[SKORPI0]

Let's all stand behind a 747 that's about to take off....

https://gfycat.com/ZigzagGenerousEasteuropeanshepherd

 

[deustroop]

To be fair, that is certainly NOT designed to be a new fashion statement.

This is no one off, but just another example of the four decades long marketing attempt at the femminization of the American male, starting with unisex.
See also
https://www.etsy.com/ca/market/mens_earrings
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/style/10-best-fragrances-men/

 

[lxskllr]

While we where setting up camp in the outback we came upon one of these

It was the size of a diner plate and it was fast....

and I'd be packing up camp in the outback, and seeing when the next flight to Iceland was. Pro tip, they don't have those things in Iceland.

 

[Paratus]

While we where setting up camp in the outback we came upon one of these

It was the size of a diner plate and it was fast....

 

[pmv]

I was just about to go with

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

But that will do as well.

 

[KMFJD]

They are very fast and way more scared of us...it got out of there quick....the British girl with extremely bad arachnophobia was not having a good trip though

 

[Ns1]

 

[lxskllr]

They look pretty good for a combined two centuries of age. Also, zero fucks given about the zipper :^D

 

[shortylickens]

 

[destrekor]

Too hot to handle

frankly I'm more impressed by the fact that the barrel survived all that

 

[shortylickens]

This actually made me laugh out loud, and I havent laughed out loud in a while: