True story. Two guys that worked in our shop got a room in the Quarter one weekend to party it up. They both picked up decent looking chicks and brought them back to their room, I guess when you're in your early 20's you don't mind banging while another couple is banging on the other bed in the same room. Let's call one of the guys Luke, he and his chick had been all over each other all night, she blew him for a bit in the room and he got her pants off to seal the deal. All of a sudden he lets out a scream and his buddy, let's call him John, stops plowing his chick and asks WTF Luke? Luke screams in a rather high pitched voice "she has a fucking dick!". John says "hit that bitch!" to which Luke replies "I can't hit her". John said "Bitch has a dick, hit that motherfucker!!" LOL
Needless to mention we all ribbed Luke for quite a while on that, John even maintains that she had a bigger dick than him. I have got to believe that the girl thought that he knew because how the hell else did she think that was going to play out? Once he was horny he'd just say screw it despite being straight it's probably too late to find anyone else to bang so I guess I'm down for some gay sex?
Interesting, kind of looks like the big cats are dead, and didn't really do much with the elephant (which also looks like it got pinned, maybe crushed), except mostly eating out the eye sockets? And wait, is that elephant still alive?! I'd think the ears would go floppy if dead...
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