Swear to FSM this is true: our last project for the creative writing class senior year of high school was to do children's literature. By that time I had already been accepted to all the colleges I applied to and had checked out mentally. Even a fail on that project wouldn't hurt me enough to get worse than a B- on the course. We were paired up into teams of two and my partner and I decided to do a take on those "Baby's First Reader" books like "A is for Apple, B is for Bear..". We called it "Baby's First Reefer" and it was a child's guide to drugs and alcohol. Don't judge me, to a high school senior who didn't care it seemed hilarious at the time. Subject matter aside, it was really well done, we did it all in rhymes and meter and it was profusely illustrated. The teacher handed back the projects graded except there was no grade on ours. It was flagged "You guys are sick. See Me!!!!!"
We of course did not see him, we expected an F and didn't give a shit. To this day I don't know what the grade of that project was, but it could not have been too bad. We both got A's for the course.