Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[DesiPower]

 

[DesiPower]

nvm

 

[OutHouse]

wtf?

 

[ImpulsE69]

Halloween prank? Or real life omg moment?

 

[KMFJD]

 

[purbeast0]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

Really need the backstory on this!

 

[SKORPI0]

wtf?

Really need the backstory on this!

When your chair's compressed air blows up and rapes your butthole.

 

[highland145]

When your chair's compressed air blows up and rapes your butthole.

Well that makes me feel real safe....

 

[shortylickens]

https://preview.redd.it/pcmxzdeczco11.png?width=553&s=e998518ea678711f2928e52b90e23e5b74d9bc30

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I wish we lived in a world where those were real. It would make Halloween so much more fun for grown-ups.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Well that makes me feel real safe....

All I can think about is, how the heck does that even heal?

 

[highland145]

All I can think about is, how the heck does that even heal?

One guy doesn't gives a shit.

 

[Sonikku]

https://imgur.com/gallery/3zaVQOR

 

[Darwin333]

Well that makes me feel real safe....

Well this should make you feel even better!

When your chair's compressed air blows up and rapes your butthole.

Anal penetrating chair kills teen

"A fourteen-year old boy in China was killed when a chair he was sitting in exploded. Chunks of metal pierced the boy’s rectum resulting in extensive and fatal bleeding.

Allegedly, energy created by the seat cushion caused the explosion."

Read, he was fapping at his computer. Maybe this is what happened to ATOT members who have suddenly disappeared

BTW, many comments say that the air cylinder doesn't have nearly the amount of pressure needed to cause any sort of damage besides a chair that won't stay up, which is vastly superior to the chair coming up into your ass.

 

[Thebobo]

A classic

 

[highland145]

which is vastly superior to the chair coming up into your ass.

I'll take your word for it.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

I'll take your word for it.

Well, you can ask the kid who was allegedly anally raped by his chair in the link I posted. Oh, wait, no you can't, the anal raping killed him. Then again that might just be your preferred way of leaving the world, you'd be coming and going at the same time

 

[highland145]

Well, you can ask the kid who was allegedly anally raped by his chair in the link I posted. Oh, wait, no you can't, the anal raping killed him. Then again that might just be your preferred way of leaving the world, you'd be coming and going at the same time

I think I'd just prefer the coming.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]