Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

rejected album cover for Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[mopardude87]

Disney after putting out the "Owl House" show, i say fuck it Disney just go for it. We all know you want to, and that is ok. I am 100% behind that too, believe me. Just deliver a nice message with all the eating and stuff, and we are good to go!

 

[zinfamous]

WTF

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yup, I believe that tail and limbs are the same germline (major classes of cells defined by "tissue responsibility" in embryonic development), so in a lot of reptiles which have regenerative properties, that is just going to happen.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[zinfamous]

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somewhere, @IronWing has fapped himself into a dehydration coma.

 

[IronWing]

somewhere, @IronWing has fapped himself into a dehydration coma.

For porn, video is where it's at.

 

[shortylickens]

The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."
A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! We are NOT using that!"
A week passes, and the ad man returns with another tape. The new tape shows Jesus hanging on the cross in the background, and in the foreground a centurion turns to the camera and says, "B&Q nails: they hold anything!" The CEO is furious and yells, "JESUS IS NOT GETTING NAILED TO THE CROSS WITH B&Q NAILS, PERIOD!"
Another week goes by, and the ad man comes back with a third tape. This time Jesus sprints down the street with a group of centurions in pursuit. As he passes the camera one of the centurions turns and says, "We should have used B&Q nails!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."
A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! We are NOT using that!"
A week passes, and the ad man returns with another tape. The new tape shows Jesus hanging on the cross in the background, and in the foreground a centurion turns to the camera and says, "B&Q nails: they hold anything!" The CEO is furious and yells, "JESUS IS NOT GETTING NAILED TO THE CROSS WITH B&Q NAILS, PERIOD!"
Another week goes by, and the ad man comes back with a third tape. This time Jesus sprints down the street with a group of centurions in pursuit. As he passes the camera one of the centurions turns and says, "We should have used B&Q nails!

That's a solid joke, where did you get it?

 

[sdifox]

That's a solid joke, where did you get it?

He stole the VHS tape from Blockbusters.

 

[mopardude87]

 

[mopardude87]

 

[mopardude87]

I heard they are making a sequel of this possibly, oh i hope so. Maybe make it dark and more to real life? Honestly a guilty pleasure, even if it was cheesier then a god damn Cheez it cracker. Loved it as a kid of course. I don't think i could stomach it now LOL.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[mopardude87]

 

[kage69]

Not 40K, but if you liked Astartes...

 

[Greenman]

Bear's preference is automatically "best?"

You going to argue wit the bear?

 

[IronWing]

Not 40K, but if you liked Astartes...

I was waiting for him to open the case and start playing his guitar.

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[mopardude87]

Cheers!

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]