Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Iron Woode]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[Iron Woode]

“It took me 2 hours to get together my father’s 450 calendars collection all together, and my cat decided to lay on top of them.”

 

[Iron Woode]

“Making brownies didn’t go as planned.”

 

[Captante]

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At the risk of stating the obvious..... SOME people HAVE been known to have more than one phone. (Crazy I know)

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[MtnMan]

At the risk of stating the obvious..... SOME people HAVE been known to have more than one phone. (Crazy I know)

Two phones AND a girlfriend...

 

[IronWing]

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Evolved to hide on 1970s pantsuits.

 

[destrekor]

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At the risk of stating the obvious..... SOME people HAVE been known to have more than one phone. (Crazy I know)

And while I do carry two phones at work or when I'm on call, I have also done exactly that when I only carried one phone and it was in fact left behind somewhere.

Depending on what you use for texting, you might be able to text from a computer or another device. That's what I did before - texted from my PC asking if I left my phone.

 

[dank69]

EE cups:

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW

https://imgur.com/0fTcs2I

 

[IronWing]

You have given my life porpoise.

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Artorias]

The commentary on this is hilarious.

 

[pmv]

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Long ago I heard that attributed to Winston Churchill (talking to Lady Astor), but it seems like it predates them, as a fact-checking site says it found the joke appearing in print in the late 19th century, long before Churchill could have met Astor. I wonder just how long people have been telling that joke?

 

[stargazr]

 

[stargazr]

 

[dank69]

 

[IronWing]

I wonder if the original story is still told?